It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|[02:00:10] <KS> isaacx, you're hilarious when you're stupid.
[02:00:20] <Guiseppi> isaacx, you're always hilarious.
[02:00:27] <isaacx> how?
|[01:31:44] <Guiseppi> isaacx, what's your opinion of homosexuality?
[01:32:13] <isaacx> let me get my Bible
|[19:08:27] |<-- isaacx has left irc.mountai.net (Ping timeout)
[19:08:41] <Guiseppi> He'll be back... and he'll ask what he missed.
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[19:35:26] <Guiseppi> Has to rob at least 3 houses a day. He only has 2 done so far.
[19:35:31] <incluye> Indeed.
[19:35:32] <isaacx> im back
[19:35:36] <incluye> So we see.
[19:35:41] <isaacx> i guess
[19:35:42] <Guiseppi> That was my one.
[19:35:45] <Guiseppi> I get one today.
[19:35:54] <isaacx> what'd i miss?
[19:35:56] <Meta> [08:09:36] <Guiseppi> He'll be back... and he'll ask what he missed.
[19:35:58] <Skyling> :|
[19:36:02] <Guiseppi> HAHAHAHA
|[04:39:37] <isaacx> Guiseppi?
[04:39:42] <isaacx> are you still here?
[04:39:44] <isaacx> im bored
[04:39:47] <Guiseppi> Yes, I'm here.
[04:39:53] <isaacx> oh thats good
[04:39:54] <Guiseppi> All right, then let's talk.
[04:40:11] <Guiseppi> What's your favorite subject in school?
[04:40:27] <isaacx> Design and Technology?
[04:40:52] <Guiseppi> What do you learn in that class?
[04:41:03] <isaacx> shop class, really
[04:41:16] <Guiseppi> That's not a subject. That's an elective.
[04:41:27] <Guiseppi> English, Science, Math, Social Studies
[04:41:32] <Guiseppi> Which is your favorite?
[04:41:34] <isaacx> oh
[04:41:42] <isaacx> Social Studies
[04:42:17] <Guiseppi> Cool, so what do you think was Hitler's biggest mistake?
[04:42:43] <isaacx> living in Germany
[04:43:02] <Guiseppi> Are you saying Germany is a bad place to live?
[04:43:08] <isaacx> no
[04:43:23] <Guiseppi> All right, well if Hitler hadn't lived in Germany, World War II wouldn't have happened.
[04:43:24] <isaacx> i just dont think he should've lived there
[04:43:42] <isaacx> so?
[04:43:44] <Guiseppi> I mean what do you think was his biggest mistake in the war.
[04:44:05] <isaacx> that didn't ake sence
[04:44:15] <Guiseppi> It ade plenty of sence.
[04:44:26] <isaacx> i dnt get it
[04:44:33] <Guiseppi> I'm asking you what do you think it was that Hitler did wrong that caused him to lose the war?
[04:45:05] <isaacx> he killed people
[04:45:16] <Guiseppi> No, that's how you /win/ a war.
[04:45:33] <Guiseppi> I'm asking you why he /lost/ the war.
[04:46:00] <isaacx> he killed too many people, so people started killing him
[04:46:11] <isaacx> , and his armies
[04:46:42] <Guiseppi> All right. So when these people started killing him, do you think he should have run, or what?
[04:46:47] <isaacx> is communist back yet?
[04:46:51] <Guiseppi> Not yet.
[04:47:03] <isaacx> communist? are you here?
[04:47:10] <Guiseppi> I just said no, he's not here.
[04:48:00] <Guiseppi> So do you think if Hitler and his armies hadn't killed anyone, they would have won the war?
[04:48:04] <isaacx> i dont really care about WWII, it's just about this guy who killed millions of people, it's the past
[04:48:20] <isaacx> and i think so Guiseppi
[04:48:36] <Guiseppi> All right. Well you said your favorite subject was social studies.
[04:48:42] <Guiseppi> History is a big part of that.
[04:48:48] <Guiseppi> And most of history is in the past.
[04:48:56] <isaacx> most?
[04:49:09] <Guiseppi> Or perhaps all.
|[04:29:21] <Guiseppi> isaacx, do you know what DNA is?
[04:29:47] <isaacx> bacteria?
|[22:36:56] <Ranny> GUISEPPI
[22:37:00] <Ranny> YOU'RE A FAGGOT
[22:37:00] <Ranny> I HATE YOU
[22:37:14] <Guiseppi> God, you're more premenstrual than a parrot in a blender.
[22:37:14] <Ranny> O:
[22:37:26] <Ranny> LET'S FUCK
|<TribulatioN> I refuse to sound like someone who incorporated female-genitalia-esque
<TribulatioN> *into their nick.
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<TribulatioN> Oh you mother fucker.
|<Guiseppi> Hey guys, just noticed something...
<Guiseppi> Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
<Guiseppi> And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
<Guiseppi> I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna.
|<Leaff> Oh, heya Sepps. Didn't see ya there.
<Guiseppi> I'm nonplussed by your ignorance, Leaff.
<Guiseppi> SlappyMcGee, can I have an estimate as to the number of sentences in a row I could use the word "nonplussed" before being permabanned?
<SlappyMcGee> Three more.
<Guiseppi> I wasn't at all nonplussed by that response.
<Guiseppi> I would be nonplussed if I found out that you meant you would ban me after my third subsequent use of the word, rather than allowing me three more uses of the word before I suffered a consequence on the fourth.
<Guiseppi> But I'm not going to bother figuring it out.
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|<ortsz> Too many damn quotes.|
|[03:48:40] <isaacx> Im going to bed
[03:48:48] <isaacx> if God tells me to, i will
|<Roboclops> I've heard that failblog.com was made with me in mind.
<Roboclops> Er, failblog.org
<Guiseppi> URL EXTENSION FAIL!
|<Nspired> I need a new name, the next word said will be my new username
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<Clitoration> For good
|[23:42:27] =-= Mode #n +oooo AF Amadeus Axonn Blackson by Dzigue
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[23:42:33] <Skyline> Ah, much better.
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[23:42:40] <smartalco> o_O
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[23:42:46] <smartalco> you would do it ONE BEFORE ME
[23:42:52] <Skyline> Hahah.
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[23:43:18] <Skyline> ;D
[23:43:19] =-= Mode #n -ooooo faemir flag Gimp Inspired Kwiftee by ortsz
[23:43:21] <Guis> Hahahaha <3 Maestro.
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[23:43:32] <Dzigue> Sup bitches.
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[23:43:52] <Skyline> Oh my.
[23:43:55] <smartalco> you know that isn't jig right ortsz?
[23:44:07] <Guis> Hahahahahaha this is the funniest moment of my week.
[23:44:08] <Skyline> Oh yeah, you're right, it probably still isn't.
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[23:44:16] <ortsz> He's identified.
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[23:44:23] <Skyline> It's his friend, ortsz.
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[23:44:28] <Skyline> His /college/ friend.
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[23:44:37] <ortsz> Ah.
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[23:44:46] <Guis> Keep doing it man.
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[23:44:48] <Skyline> This could be a problem.
[23:44:53] <Skyline> Maybe try akick?
[23:45:03] <smartalco> wahaha
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[23:45:05] <smartalco> that'd work
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|[08:42:37] <Guiseppi> toasters I like you hard and by that I mean really hard.
[08:42:43] <Guiseppi> Where should we go from here?
[08:43:22] <toasters> We need to meet up for sex.
[08:43:28] <Guiseppi> All right.
[08:44:10] <Guiseppi> Let's say... Anchoridge, Alaska. 4 pm Alaska time, today.
[08:45:17] <toasters> A friend of mine is staying in Alaska right now.
[08:45:33] <Vyacheslav> Fistfuls of you
[08:45:34] <toasters> He has a cabin with lots of liquor, so that should be perfect.
[08:45:36] <ortsz> And if you get there and decide you want to have McDonald's breakfast, you can fly to Reykjavik.
[08:45:45] <ortsz> It will take approximately 0713 (hhmm) to get there, and the local time in Reykjavik, Iceland will be 0913.
|[10:40:09] <BanjoDave> I wanna do something like PALEMOON did with his map pack MRDR but can't find a way to do it without it looking like I completely ripped him off.
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[10:40:25] <Guiseppi> That's life.
[10:40:31] <Guiseppi> Wow...
[10:40:36] <Leaff> Hahah.
[10:40:36] <Guiseppi> That was...
[10:40:38] <Guiseppi> Wow...
|[23:33:44] <Guiseppi> What happened to Gimp? I miss him idling in our channel for days on end.
[23:35:04] -->| Gimp (malcolm@AFEFB9D4.A06C4EFD.69C0D58F.IP) has joined #n
[23:35:34] <Guiseppi> What the hell?
[23:35:46] <Guiseppi> Gimp? That was freaky man.
[23:35:55] <Guiseppi> [23:33:44] <Guiseppi> What happened to Gimp? I miss him idling in our channel for days on end.
[23:35:58] <Communist> Yeah, I know.
[23:36:01] <Guiseppi> [23:35:04] -->| Gimp (malcolm@AFEFB9D4.A06C4EFD.69C0D58F.IP) has joined #n
[23:36:05] <kirby> Guis: that is hawt
[23:36:09] <Gimp> Guiseppi: hahaha I love doing that. popping up and saying random shit at perfect moments
[23:36:18] <Guiseppi> Not even two minutes later, Gimp. Are you fucking psychic?
[23:36:21] <Communist> I know.
[23:36:23] <Communist> It's mad.
[23:36:37] <kirby> Guis: when things like that happen i just assume the person did it on purpose
[23:36:38] <Gimp> Guiseppi: Secretly I have another user idling in here and I watch that for the perfect moment
[23:36:43] <kirby> o_O
[23:36:51] <kirby> don't you have any other hobbies!?
[23:36:52] <Kwsdd> Haha.
[23:36:55] <Gimp> so one of you. Could be me.
[23:36:57] <Gimp> dun dun dun
[23:36:59] <Communist> If only Dave would arrive in the next half-hour...
[23:37:05] <Kwsdd> Gimp, you've always been my idle idol.
[23:37:10] <Gimp> hahaha sweeet
[23:37:15] <Guiseppi> Oh, fascinating. You're also Enforcer, aren't you, Gimp?
[23:37:30] <Gimp> Guiseppi: in all honesty that was completely random. My server had a ram failure so i just started irssi back up
[23:37:35] <kirby> he is Raigan
[23:37:37] <Gimp> Guiseppi: Actually I'm everyone in here.
[23:37:39] <kirby> and Mare
[23:37:42] <Gimp> this entire channel is just me talking to myself
[23:37:42] <Communist> Even me.
[23:37:51] <Communist> Sup, Gimp.
[23:37:51] <Guiseppi> So you're telling me that it was all just a huge coincidence?
[23:37:54] <Communist> I'm you.
[23:37:59] <Gimp> Guiseppi: yes.
[23:38:04] <Gimp> though I seem to do that a lot.
[23:38:08] <Guiseppi> That's fucking creepy man... Seriously.
[23:38:22] <Communist> Quote page it.
|[02:13:52] <Merri_Guismas> I have diagnosed myself with costochondritis.
[02:14:06] <Merri_Guismas> It sucks major ass.
[02:14:26] <KS> Like me?
[02:14:26] <Merri_Guismas> I can't work out, I just have to rest.
[02:14:27] <AlliedEnvy> I hope that's a pun.
[02:14:36] <Merri_Guismas> No... it's just me ranting.
[02:14:39] <iglooye> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis
[02:14:46] <Merri_Guismas> I just needed to get it off my chest.
[02:14:52] <iglooye> Redirects to Tietze syndrome.
[02:14:53] <Merri_Guismas> Now /that's/ a pun. :D
|[17:43:13] <GamingWolf> Son of a bitch... Goddamn gossip speeds
[17:43:53] <StuHawk> Gossip? The fucking king of pop died
[17:44:00] <StuHawk> Brad getting with Anna at the club is gossip
[17:44:02] <Cerberus> what a Thriller
[17:44:03] <Guiseppi> Yeah......
[17:44:07] <StuHawk> MJ dying is news
[17:44:15] <Izzy> i already said that, Cerb.
[17:44:26] <GamingWolf> yeah mike was a great guy, he screws the children and doesn't afraid of anything.
[17:44:40] <Cerberus> I guess his heart couldn't Beat It
[17:44:46] <Guiseppi> He went into cardiac arrest. He couldn't Beat It.
[17:44:47] <lord_day> Haha.
[17:44:48] <Izzy> I used that one too.
[17:44:50] <Guiseppi> Hahaha dammit Cerberus!
[17:44:53] <StuHawk> Wow
| <mintnut> when did efficiency mean the same as preferable?
<Guiseppi> mintnut: at the same time that adjectives became the same thing as nouns.
<mintnut> i know my english was buggered guis
<Guiseppi> Sorry man. I just can't pass up an opportunity to correct an Englishman's English.
<mintnut> : )
<mintnut> at least i can spell colour
<smartalco> at least I'm not a British asshole
<mintnut> good for you
<Twistkill> Hey, Canadians spell it colour too.
<Guiseppi> But imagine all the ink and keystrokes we have saved over the years by eliminating those extra Us and As.
<Guiseppi> Faeces -> Feces, Colour -> Color
<Guiseppi> It's efficiency!
<Guiseppi> Which means it's preferable!
<Twistkill> Now that's just weird garbage.
|[07:51:48] <Guiseppi> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1403
[07:51:59] <Guiseppi> This almost makes me believe he's bullshitting us all.
[07:52:06] <Guiseppi> But I so want to believe he's not.
[07:52:42] <PALEMOON> if he's pretended he is insanely good at it
[07:52:47] <PALEMOON> pretending * -_-
[07:52:49] <Guiseppi> Yeah...
[07:52:53] <canned> hmm...was being idiot lack of intelligence or lack of wisdom...
[07:53:03] <Guiseppi> Not even I could have done such a good job of trolling.
[07:53:08] <Guiseppi> So I doubt he's trolling.
[07:53:11] <Guiseppi> I think he's legit.
[07:53:29] <molly_kallotuls> I hope he's bullshitting us all.
[07:53:35] <molly_kallotuls> But then again, he doesn't look the smartest.
[07:53:36] <Guiseppi> That would totally ruin it.
[07:53:49] <molly_kallotuls> I'm totally going to try and emulate his funniness.
[07:53:59] =-= molly_kallotuls is now known as mightx
[07:54:05] <Guiseppi> Eh...
[07:54:09] <PALEMOON> don't forget the ?'s
[07:54:21] <CF> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_(usage)
[07:54:24] <mightx> wat ?s?
[07:54:25] <canned> you know... its darn easy to change personality when online...
[07:54:51] <Guiseppi> mightx, what do you think of atheism?
[07:55:03] <mightx> its for stupid
[07:55:07] <Guiseppi> Wrong answer.
[07:55:11] <mightx> *people who stupid
[07:55:12] <Guiseppi> The correct answer was...
[07:55:16] <canned> afk
[07:55:17] <Guiseppi> "let me get my Bible"
[07:55:20] <mightx> *who are stupid
[07:55:29] <mightx> Crap, I forgot!
[07:55:33] <mightx> I think I need to stufy more!
[07:55:41] * mightx browses maestrosync.
[07:55:44] <Guiseppi> Yeah. More questions.
[07:55:48] <Guiseppi> Here, I'll show you how it's done.
[07:55:53] =-= YOU are now known as guisx
[07:55:54] <mightx> *STUFY
[07:55:56] <guisx> hey guys
[07:55:57] <mightx> Argh.
[07:56:02] <mightx> Hey, Guis.
[07:56:09] <guisx> who me?
[07:56:10] <mightx> Are you bored?
[07:56:20] <mightx> Do you masturbate?
[07:56:25] <guisx> hold on let me get my bible
[07:56:40] <guisx> when im bored i think of god and im happy
[07:56:43] <mightx> xD
[07:56:53] <guisx> what is masturbate?
[07:57:17] <CF> Probably playing catch with yourself.
[07:57:25] <mightx> Ahaha.
[07:57:30] <guisx> like baseball?
[07:57:33] <Socky> does that mean i masturbate my dog?
[07:57:44] <guisx> what kind?
[07:57:47] <guisx> dog
[07:58:13] <mightx> A St. Bernard.
[07:58:25] <guisx> like st. peter?
[07:58:46] <mightx> No.
[07:58:47] <PALEMOON> yeah exactly like st. peter
[07:58:50] <mightx> It's a breed of dog.
[07:58:54] <mightx> And will rape you on site,.
[07:58:55] <guisx> breed?
[07:58:59] <guisx> rape?
[07:59:00] <PALEMOON> oh no
[07:59:00] <mightx> Yes.
[07:59:13] <mightx> It refers to how many times IT WILL FUCKING VIOLATE YOUR RECTUM.
[07:59:18] <guisx> rectum?
[07:59:27] <guisx> whats that?
[08:00:37] <mightx> It's yer pooper!
[08:00:38] <Donfuy> BEEACH
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[08:00:45] <guisx> he left
[08:01:01] <PALEMOON> probably because of something /you/ did
[08:01:09] <guisx> who me?
[08:01:13] <guisx> what did i do?
[08:02:15] <guisx> whered erveryone go
[08:02:18] <guisx> ?
[08:02:27] <guisx> can anyone hear me?
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[08:03:25] =-= YOU are now known as Guiseppi
[08:03:48] <Guiseppi> Well, I think we've run this one into the ground for now. That's all folks.
[08:05:14] <mightx> Wow.
|[01:21:26] <bobaganuesh_2> holy shit...
[01:21:36] <bobaganuesh_2> goddam American military
[01:22:06] <spoon> whaT?
[01:22:22] <bobaganuesh_2> I'm looking at Peta's site right now, and apparently the U.S. Military dimembers and operates on live animals to train soldiers in medical practices
[01:23:21] <spoon> Oh my.
[01:23:41] <spoon> Well, I'm sure those animals committed atrocities of some sort.
[01:24:11] <bobaganuesh_2> dude, don't even fucking joke around with this shit
[01:24:55] <bobaganuesh_2> this is equivalent to experiments Nazi doctors during the Holocaust
|[22:41:36] <scythe> I never end up on the qdb.|
|[18:08:47] <kirby> why did the milk carton blush?
[18:08:51] <kirby> BECAUSE IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING]
[18:08:58] <kirby> why did the jelly wobble?
[18:09:02] <Guiseppi> Hahahahaha, that's the best joke ever made.
[18:09:04] <kirby> BECAUSE IT SAW THE MILK SHAKE
[18:09:52] <kirby> what does Mario use to go onto the internet with?
[18:09:57] <kirby> A WEB BOWSER
[18:09:59] <Guiseppi> Why did the orange juice masturbate?
[18:10:07] <kirby> BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE
[18:10:12] <Guiseppi> Because it had a raging boner!
[18:10:35] <kirby> why is my car delicious?
[18:10:39] <kirby> BECAUSE MY DOORS JAM
[18:10:51] <kirby> what shoes does Ash Ketchum wear?
[18:10:52] <Guiseppi> Hahahahaha that was a good one.
[18:10:56] <kirby> POKÃ‰MON TRAINERS
[18:11:21] <kirby> why was the hamburger worried
[18:11:22] <kirby> ?
[18:11:25] <kirby> BECAUSE IT WAS IN A PICKLE
[18:11:26] <Guiseppi> Because it was meat.
[18:11:39] <Guiseppi> Why was the horse eating grapes?
[18:11:52] <Guiseppi> Because it got its panties in a bunch!
[18:11:58] <kirby> ugh XD
|[06:27:19] -->| isaacx (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #n
[06:27:24] <Guiseppi> Tell everyone what you learned, isaacx.
[06:27:30] <Guiseppi> Everyone listen up.
[06:27:31] <isaacx> I learned that when you think things through, they get better.
[06:27:39] <Guiseppi> Yes, you did.
[06:27:40] <Guiseppi> Good job.
[06:27:42] * David claps
[06:28:20] <kirby> applaud
[06:28:21] <Guiseppi> Wait, you guys...
[06:28:28] <Guiseppi> [06:28:10] <isaacx> that felt painful
[06:28:41] <Guiseppi> It pained isaacx to learn something.
[06:28:45] <kirby> lol
[06:28:54] <David> Hey, it pains women to have their periods.
[06:29:01] <David> Some things are unavoidable.
[06:29:06] <Guiseppi> I guess it's a fundy Christian thing.
[06:29:08] <kirby> love hurts?
[06:29:15] <isaacx> yes
[06:29:20] <isaacx> i think
[06:29:32] <Guiseppi> The truth comes out.
|[14:59:43] <Guiseppi> The hoover dam is so badass.
[15:00:30] <Odyssey> lake Michigan is badass
[15:01:21] <Izzy> Bermuda sucks.
[15:02:14] <Odyssey> milwakee, wisconsin rocks
[15:02:32] <Guiseppi> Engineering majors are intelligent.
[15:02:42] <Izzy> Wenis.
|[22:24:25] <Bio> Next time dave_tetris is on, I'm going to ask him about it.
[22:24:37] <Guiseppi> I'd like to ask your mother about your mom.
[22:24:48] <Bio> Hmm...
[22:25:10] <Bio> Guiseppi, that has to be the least intelligent/funny mom related joke ever. =/
|[01:34:54] <isaacx> Homosexuals deserve to die|