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#1402 4.43/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-25	[02:00:10] <KS> isaacx, you're hilarious when you're stupid. [02:00:20] <Guiseppi> isaacx, you're always hilarious. [02:00:27] <isaacx> how?
#1398 4.40/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-25	[01:31:44] <Guiseppi> isaacx, what's your opinion of homosexuality? [01:32:13] <isaacx> let me get my Bible
#1413 4.28/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-27	[19:08:27] \|<-- isaacx has left irc.mountai.net (Ping timeout) [19:08:41] <Guiseppi> He'll be back... and he'll ask what he missed. --- [19:35:25] -->\| isaacx (isaacx@scave-79519513.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #n [19:35:26] <Guiseppi> Has to rob at least 3 houses a day. He only has 2 done so far. [19:35:31] <incluye> Indeed. [19:35:32] <isaacx> im back [19:35:36] <incluye> So we see. [19:35:41] <isaacx> i guess [19:35:42] <Guiseppi> That was my one. [19:35:45] <Guiseppi> I get one today. [19:35:54] <isaacx> what'd i miss? [19:35:56] <Meta> [08:09:36] <Guiseppi> He'll be back... and he'll ask what he missed. [19:35:58] <Skyling> :\| [19:36:02] <Guiseppi> HAHAHAHA
#1416 4.00/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-27	[04:39:37] <isaacx> Guiseppi? [04:39:42] <isaacx> are you still here? [04:39:44] <isaacx> im bored [04:39:47] <Guiseppi> Yes, I'm here. [04:39:53] <isaacx> oh thats good [04:39:54] <Guiseppi> All right, then let's talk. [04:40:11] <Guiseppi> What's your favorite subject in school? [04:40:27] <isaacx> Design and Technology? [04:40:52] <Guiseppi> What do you learn in that class? [04:41:03] <isaacx> shop class, really [04:41:16] <Guiseppi> That's not a subject. That's an elective. [04:41:27] <Guiseppi> English, Science, Math, Social Studies [04:41:32] <Guiseppi> Which is your favorite? [04:41:34] <isaacx> oh [04:41:42] <isaacx> Social Studies [04:42:17] <Guiseppi> Cool, so what do you think was Hitler's biggest mistake? [04:42:43] <isaacx> living in Germany [04:43:02] <Guiseppi> Are you saying Germany is a bad place to live? [04:43:08] <isaacx> no [04:43:23] <Guiseppi> All right, well if Hitler hadn't lived in Germany, World War II wouldn't have happened. [04:43:24] <isaacx> i just dont think he should've lived there [04:43:42] <isaacx> so? [04:43:44] <Guiseppi> I mean what do you think was his biggest mistake in the war. [04:44:05] <isaacx> that didn't ake sence [04:44:15] <Guiseppi> It ade plenty of sence. [04:44:26] <isaacx> i dnt get it [04:44:33] <Guiseppi> I'm asking you what do you think it was that Hitler did wrong that caused him to lose the war? [04:45:05] <isaacx> he killed people [04:45:16] <Guiseppi> No, that's how you /win/ a war. [04:45:33] <Guiseppi> I'm asking you why he /lost/ the war. [04:46:00] <isaacx> he killed too many people, so people started killing him [04:46:11] <isaacx> , and his armies [04:46:42] <Guiseppi> All right. So when these people started killing him, do you think he should have run, or what? [04:46:47] <isaacx> is communist back yet? [04:46:51] <Guiseppi> Not yet. [04:47:03] <isaacx> communist? are you here? [04:47:10] <Guiseppi> I just said no, he's not here. [04:48:00] <Guiseppi> So do you think if Hitler and his armies hadn't killed anyone, they would have won the war? [04:48:04] <isaacx> i dont really care about WWII, it's just about this guy who killed millions of people, it's the past [04:48:20] <isaacx> and i think so Guiseppi [04:48:36] <Guiseppi> All right. Well you said your favorite subject was social studies. [04:48:42] <Guiseppi> History is a big part of that. [04:48:48] <Guiseppi> And most of history is in the past. [04:48:56] <isaacx> most? [04:49:09] <Guiseppi> Or perhaps all.
#1417 4.00/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-27	[04:29:21] <Guiseppi> isaacx, do you know what DNA is? [04:29:47] <isaacx> bacteria?
#1471 3.93/5 Guiseppi 2009-08-18	[22:36:56] <Ranny> GUISEPPI [22:37:00] <Ranny> YOU'RE A FAGGOT [22:37:00] <Ranny> I HATE YOU [22:37:14] <Guiseppi> God, you're more premenstrual than a parrot in a blender. [22:37:14] <Ranny> O: [22:37:26] <Ranny> LET'S FUCK
#1195 3.92/5 Guiseppi 2009-04-05	<TribulatioN> I refuse to sound like someone who incorporated female-genitalia-esque <TribulatioN> *into their nick. =-= Clitoration is now known as ClitoratioN <ClitoratioN> haha <TribulatioN> Oh you mother fucker.
#1182 3.84/5 Guiseppi 2009-03-28	<Guiseppi> Hey guys, just noticed something... <Guiseppi> Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube... <Guiseppi> And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed. <Guiseppi> I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna.
#1266 3.83/5 Guiseppi 2009-05-28	<Leaff> Oh, heya Sepps. Didn't see ya there. <Guiseppi> I'm nonplussed by your ignorance, Leaff. <Leaff> ._. <Guiseppi> SlappyMcGee, can I have an estimate as to the number of sentences in a row I could use the word "nonplussed" before being permabanned? <SlappyMcGee> Three more. <Guiseppi> I wasn't at all nonplussed by that response. <Guiseppi> I would be nonplussed if I found out that you meant you would ban me after my third subsequent use of the word, rather than allowing me three more uses of the word before I suffered a consequence on the fourth. <Guiseppi> But I'm not going to bother figuring it out. =-= Mode #n +b !@scave-82CF3CA8.albq.qwest.net by SlappyMcGee =-= YOU (Guiseppi) have been booted from #n by SlappyMcGee (The word consequence is also bannable.)
#1355 3.44/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-07	<ortsz> Too many damn quotes.
#1405 3.33/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-25	[03:48:40] <isaacx> Im going to bed [03:48:48] <isaacx> if God tells me to, i will
#1508 3.31/5 Guiseppi 2009-09-05	<Roboclops> I've heard that failblog.com was made with me in mind. <Roboclops> Er, failblog.org <Guiseppi> URL EXTENSION FAIL!
#1194 3.12/5 Guiseppi 2009-04-05	<Nspired> I need a new name, the next word said will be my new username <Guiseppi> Clitoration. <Skyline> Motherfucker. =-= Nspired is now known as Clitoration <Clitoration> For good
#1202 2.89/5 Guiseppi 2009-04-12	[23:42:27] =-= Mode #n +oooo AF Amadeus Axonn Blackson by Dzigue [23:42:28] =-= Mode #n +oooo Cerberus ChaosWolf faemir flag by Dzigue [23:42:30] =-= Amadeus is now known as Amadeus\|Depressedandbored [23:42:30] =-= Mode #n +oooo Gimp incluye Inspired Kwiftee by Dzigue [23:42:32] =-= Mode #n +oooo mistaken72 Orange Quote\|DF Riobe by Dzigue [23:42:33] <Skyline> Ah, much better. [23:42:34] =-= Mode #n +oooo Sephr Sept shinygerbil Skyline by Dzigue [23:42:35] =-= Mode #n -o+b Dzigue !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by ortsz [23:42:36] =-= Dzigue was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz) [23:42:40] <smartalco> o_O [23:42:43] =-= mistaken72 was booted from #n by incluye (incluye) [23:42:46] <smartalco> you would do it ONE BEFORE ME [23:42:52] <Skyline> Hahah. [23:42:53] =-= Mode #n -o+b incluye !fuzzlewubb@.fuse.net by ortsz [23:42:54] =-= incluye was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz) [23:43:00] =-= Mode #n -oo AF Amadeus\|Depressedandbored by ortsz [23:43:07] =-= Mode #n -oooo Axonn Blackson Cerberus ChaosWolf by ortsz [23:43:14] =-= Mode #n -o Guis by Guis [23:43:15] =-= Mode #n -o Skyline by Skyline [23:43:18] <Skyline> ;D [23:43:19] =-= Mode #n -ooooo faemir flag Gimp Inspired Kwiftee by ortsz [23:43:21] <Guis> Hahahaha <3 Maestro. [23:43:24] =-= Mode #n -b !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by services.waypasteleven.net [23:43:26] -->\| Dzigue (Jiggerjaw@wpe-8B4A0771.res.cmu.edu) has joined #n [23:43:26] =-= Mode #n +o Dzigue by ChanServ [23:43:32] <Dzigue> Sup bitches. [23:43:37] =-= Mode #n -oooooo Orange Quote\|DF Riobe Sephr Sept shinygerbil by ortsz [23:43:43] =-= Mode #n +oooo faemir flag Gimp Guis by Dzigue [23:43:44] =-= Mode #n +oooo Inspired Kwiftee Orange Quote\|DF by Dzigue [23:43:46] =-= Mode #n +oooo Riobe Sephr Sept shinygerbil by Dzigue [23:43:48] =-= Mode #n +oooo Skyline smartalco Socky` Sucker\|sleeping by Dzigue [23:43:48] =-= Mode #n -o+b Dzigue !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by ortsz [23:43:48] =-= Dzigue was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz) [23:43:52] <Skyline> Oh my. [23:43:55] <smartalco> you know that isn't jig right ortsz? [23:44:07] <Guis> Hahahahahaha this is the funniest moment of my week. [23:44:08] <Skyline> Oh yeah, you're right, it probably still isn't. [23:44:11] =-= Mode #n -b !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by services.waypasteleven.net [23:44:16] <ortsz> He's identified. [23:44:19] -->\| Dzigue (Jiggerjaw@wpe-8B4A0771.res.cmu.edu) has joined #n [23:44:19] =-= Mode #n +o Dzigue by ChanServ [23:44:23] <Skyline> It's his friend, ortsz. [23:44:26] =-= Mode #n -o+b Dzigue !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by ortsz [23:44:27] =-= Dzigue was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz) [23:44:28] <Skyline> His /college/ friend. [23:44:36] =-= Mode #n -b !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by services.waypasteleven.net [23:44:37] <ortsz> Ah. [23:44:40] -->\| Dzigue (Jiggerjaw@wpe-8B4A0771.res.cmu.edu) has joined #n [23:44:41] =-= Mode #n +o Dzigue by ChanServ [23:44:42] =-= Mode #n +b !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by ortsz [23:44:46] <Guis> Keep doing it man. [23:44:47] =-= Dzigue was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz) [23:44:48] <Skyline> This could be a problem. [23:44:53] <Skyline> Maybe try akick? [23:45:03] <smartalco> wahaha [23:45:04] =-= Mode #n -b !Jiggerjaw@.res.cmu.edu by services.waypasteleven.net [23:45:05] <smartalco> that'd work [23:45:06] -->\| Dzigue (Jiggerjaw@wpe-8B4A0771.res.cmu.edu) has joined #n [23:45:06] =-= Mode #n +o Dzigue by ChanServ [23:45:11] =-= Mode #n -o+b Dzigue !Jiggerjaw@*.res.cmu.edu by ortsz [23:45:12] =-= Dzigue was booted from #n by ortsz (ortsz)
#1423 2.78/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-28	[08:42:37] <Guiseppi> toasters I like you hard and by that I mean really hard. [08:42:43] <Guiseppi> Where should we go from here? [08:43:22] <toasters> We need to meet up for sex. [08:43:28] <Guiseppi> All right. [08:44:10] <Guiseppi> Let's say... Anchoridge, Alaska. 4 pm Alaska time, today. [08:45:17] <toasters> A friend of mine is staying in Alaska right now. [08:45:33] <Vyacheslav> Fistfuls of you [08:45:34] <toasters> He has a cabin with lots of liquor, so that should be perfect. [08:45:36] <ortsz> And if you get there and decide you want to have McDonald's breakfast, you can fly to Reykjavik. [08:45:45] <ortsz> It will take approximately 0713 (hhmm) to get there, and the local time in Reykjavik, Iceland will be 0913.
#1347 2.67/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-05	[10:40:09] <BanjoDave> I wanna do something like PALEMOON did with his map pack MRDR but can't find a way to do it without it looking like I completely ripped him off. [10:40:20] -->\| palemoon (evil_empir@scave-7E7CCE4A.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #n [10:40:25] <Guiseppi> That's life. [10:40:31] <Guiseppi> Wow... [10:40:36] <Leaff> Hahah. [10:40:36] <Guiseppi> That was... [10:40:38] <Guiseppi> Wow...
#1433 2.50/5 Guiseppi 2009-08-01	[23:33:44] <Guiseppi> What happened to Gimp? I miss him idling in our channel for days on end. -- [23:35:04] -->\| Gimp (malcolm@AFEFB9D4.A06C4EFD.69C0D58F.IP) has joined #n [23:35:34] <Guiseppi> What the hell? [23:35:46] <Guiseppi> Gimp? That was freaky man. [23:35:55] <Guiseppi> [23:33:44] <Guiseppi> What happened to Gimp? I miss him idling in our channel for days on end. [23:35:58] <Communist> Yeah, I know. [23:36:01] <Guiseppi> [23:35:04] -->\| Gimp (malcolm@AFEFB9D4.A06C4EFD.69C0D58F.IP) has joined #n [23:36:05] <kirby> Guis: that is hawt [23:36:09] <Gimp> Guiseppi: hahaha I love doing that. popping up and saying random shit at perfect moments [23:36:18] <Guiseppi> Not even two minutes later, Gimp. Are you fucking psychic? [23:36:21] <Communist> I know. [23:36:23] <Communist> It's mad. [23:36:37] <kirby> Guis: when things like that happen i just assume the person did it on purpose [23:36:38] <Gimp> Guiseppi: Secretly I have another user idling in here and I watch that for the perfect moment [23:36:43] <kirby> o_O [23:36:51] <kirby> don't you have any other hobbies!? [23:36:52] <Kwsdd> Haha. [23:36:55] <Gimp> so one of you. Could be me. [23:36:57] <Gimp> dun dun dun [23:36:59] <Communist> If only Dave would arrive in the next half-hour... [23:37:05] <Kwsdd> Gimp, you've always been my idle idol. [23:37:10] <Gimp> hahaha sweeet [23:37:15] <Guiseppi> Oh, fascinating. You're also Enforcer, aren't you, Gimp? [23:37:30] <Gimp> Guiseppi: in all honesty that was completely random. My server had a ram failure so i just started irssi back up [23:37:35] <kirby> he is Raigan [23:37:37] <Gimp> Guiseppi: Actually I'm everyone in here. [23:37:39] <kirby> and Mare [23:37:42] <Gimp> this entire channel is just me talking to myself [23:37:42] <Communist> Even me. [23:37:51] <Communist> Sup, Gimp. [23:37:51] <Guiseppi> So you're telling me that it was all just a huge coincidence? [23:37:54] <Communist> I'm you. [23:37:59] <Gimp> Guiseppi: yes. [23:38:04] <Gimp> though I seem to do that a lot. [23:38:08] <Guiseppi> That's fucking creepy man... Seriously. [23:38:22] <Communist> Quote page it.
#1647 2.50/5 Guiseppi 2009-12-24	[02:13:52] <Merri_Guismas> I have diagnosed myself with costochondritis. [02:14:06] <Merri_Guismas> It sucks major ass. [02:14:26] <KS> Like me? [02:14:26] <Merri_Guismas> I can't work out, I just have to rest. [02:14:27] <AlliedEnvy> I hope that's a pun. [02:14:36] <Merri_Guismas> No... it's just me ranting. [02:14:39] <iglooye> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis [02:14:46] <Merri_Guismas> I just needed to get it off my chest. [02:14:52] <iglooye> Redirects to Tietze syndrome. [02:14:53] <Merri_Guismas> Now /that's/ a pun. :D
#1324 2.25/5 Guiseppi 2009-06-25	[17:43:13] <GamingWolf> Son of a bitch... Goddamn gossip speeds [17:43:53] <StuHawk> Gossip? The fucking king of pop died [17:44:00] <StuHawk> Brad getting with Anna at the club is gossip [17:44:02] <Cerberus> what a Thriller [17:44:03] <Guiseppi> Yeah...... [17:44:07] <StuHawk> MJ dying is news [17:44:15] <Izzy> i already said that, Cerb. [17:44:26] <GamingWolf> yeah mike was a great guy, he screws the children and doesn't afraid of anything. [17:44:40] <Cerberus> I guess his heart couldn't Beat It [17:44:46] <Guiseppi> He went into cardiac arrest. He couldn't Beat It. [17:44:47] <lord_day> Haha. [17:44:48] <Izzy> I used that one too. [17:44:50] <Guiseppi> Hahaha dammit Cerberus! [17:44:53] <StuHawk> Wow
#1267 2.17/5 Guiseppi 2009-05-28	<mintnut> when did efficiency mean the same as preferable? <Guiseppi> mintnut: at the same time that adjectives became the same thing as nouns. <mintnut> i know my english was buggered guis <Guiseppi> Sorry man. I just can't pass up an opportunity to correct an Englishman's English. <mintnut> : ) <mintnut> at least i can spell colour <smartalco> at least I'm not a British asshole <mintnut> good for you <Twistkill> Hey, Canadians spell it colour too. <Guiseppi> But imagine all the ink and keystrokes we have saved over the years by eliminating those extra Us and As. <Guiseppi> Faeces -> Feces, Colour -> Color <Guiseppi> It's efficiency! <Guiseppi> Which means it's preferable! <Twistkill> Faeces? <Twistkill> Now that's just weird garbage.
#1406 2.13/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-25	[07:51:48] <Guiseppi> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1403 [07:51:59] <Guiseppi> This almost makes me believe he's bullshitting us all. [07:52:06] <Guiseppi> But I so want to believe he's not. [07:52:42] <PALEMOON> if he's pretended he is insanely good at it [07:52:47] <PALEMOON> pretending * -_- [07:52:49] <Guiseppi> Yeah... [07:52:53] <canned> hmm...was being idiot lack of intelligence or lack of wisdom... [07:53:03] <Guiseppi> Not even I could have done such a good job of trolling. [07:53:08] <Guiseppi> So I doubt he's trolling. [07:53:11] <Guiseppi> I think he's legit. [07:53:29] <molly_kallotuls> I hope he's bullshitting us all. [07:53:35] <molly_kallotuls> But then again, he doesn't look the smartest. [07:53:36] <Guiseppi> That would totally ruin it. [07:53:49] <molly_kallotuls> I'm totally going to try and emulate his funniness. [07:53:59] =-= molly_kallotuls is now known as mightx [07:54:05] <Guiseppi> Eh... [07:54:09] <PALEMOON> don't forget the ?'s [07:54:21] <CF> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_(usage) [07:54:24] <mightx> wat ?s? [07:54:25] <canned> you know... its darn easy to change personality when online... [07:54:51] <Guiseppi> mightx, what do you think of atheism? [07:55:03] <mightx> its for stupid [07:55:07] <Guiseppi> Wrong answer. [07:55:11] <mightx> people who stupid [07:55:12] <Guiseppi> The correct answer was... [07:55:16] <canned> afk [07:55:17] <Guiseppi> "let me get my Bible" [07:55:20] <mightx> who are stupid [07:55:29] <mightx> Crap, I forgot! [07:55:33] <mightx> I think I need to stufy more! [07:55:41] * mightx browses maestrosync. [07:55:44] <Guiseppi> Yeah. More questions. [07:55:48] <Guiseppi> Here, I'll show you how it's done. [07:55:53] =-= YOU are now known as guisx [07:55:54] <mightx> *STUFY [07:55:56] <guisx> hey guys [07:55:57] <mightx> Argh. [07:56:02] <mightx> Hey, Guis. [07:56:09] <guisx> who me? [07:56:10] <mightx> Are you bored? [07:56:20] <mightx> Do you masturbate? [07:56:25] <guisx> hold on let me get my bible [07:56:40] <guisx> when im bored i think of god and im happy [07:56:43] <mightx> xD [07:56:53] <guisx> what is masturbate? [07:57:17] <CF> Probably playing catch with yourself. [07:57:25] <mightx> Ahaha. [07:57:30] <guisx> like baseball? [07:57:33] <Socky> does that mean i masturbate my dog? [07:57:44] <guisx> what kind? [07:57:47] <guisx> dog [07:58:13] <mightx> A St. Bernard. [07:58:25] <guisx> like st. peter? [07:58:46] <mightx> No. [07:58:47] <PALEMOON> yeah exactly like st. peter [07:58:50] <mightx> It's a breed of dog. [07:58:54] <mightx> And will rape you on site,. [07:58:55] <guisx> breed? [07:58:59] <guisx> rape? [07:59:00] <PALEMOON> oh no [07:59:00] <mightx> Yes. [07:59:13] <mightx> It refers to how many times IT WILL FUCKING VIOLATE YOUR RECTUM. [07:59:18] <guisx> rectum? [07:59:27] <guisx> whats that? [08:00:37] <mightx> It's yer pooper! [08:00:38] <Donfuy> BEEACH [08:00:38] <--\| Donfuy has left #n (Leaving.) [08:00:45] <guisx> he left [08:01:01] <PALEMOON> probably because of something /you/ did [08:01:09] <guisx> who me? [08:01:13] <guisx> what did i do? [08:02:15] <guisx> whered erveryone go [08:02:18] <guisx> ? [08:02:27] <guisx> can anyone hear me? [08:02:44] \|<-- PALEMOON has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.12/2009070611]) [08:03:25] =-= YOU are now known as Guiseppi [08:03:48] <Guiseppi> Well, I think we've run this one into the ground for now. That's all folks. [08:05:14] <mightx> Wow.
#1503 2.11/5 Guiseppi 2009-09-04	[01:21:26] <bobaganuesh_2> holy shit... [01:21:36] <bobaganuesh_2> goddam American military [01:22:06] <spoon> whaT? [01:22:22] <bobaganuesh_2> I'm looking at Peta's site right now, and apparently the U.S. Military dimembers and operates on live animals to train soldiers in medical practices [01:23:21] <spoon> Oh my. [01:23:41] <spoon> Well, I'm sure those animals committed atrocities of some sort. [01:24:11] <bobaganuesh_2> dude, don't even fucking joke around with this shit [01:24:55] <bobaganuesh_2> this is equivalent to experiments Nazi doctors during the Holocaust
#1472 2.09/5 Guiseppi 2009-08-18	[22:41:36] <scythe> I never end up on the qdb.
#1432 1.86/5 Guiseppi 2009-08-01	[18:08:47] <kirby> why did the milk carton blush? [18:08:51] <kirby> BECAUSE IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING] [18:08:58] <kirby> why did the jelly wobble? [18:09:02] <Guiseppi> Hahahahaha, that's the best joke ever made. [18:09:04] <kirby> BECAUSE IT SAW THE MILK SHAKE [18:09:52] <kirby> what does Mario use to go onto the internet with? [18:09:57] <kirby> A WEB BOWSER [18:09:59] <Guiseppi> Why did the orange juice masturbate? [18:10:07] <kirby> BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE [18:10:12] <Guiseppi> Because it had a raging boner! [18:10:35] <kirby> why is my car delicious? [18:10:39] <kirby> BECAUSE MY DOORS JAM [18:10:51] <kirby> what shoes does Ash Ketchum wear? [18:10:52] <Guiseppi> Hahahahaha that was a good one. [18:10:56] <kirby> POKÃ‰MON TRAINERS [18:11:21] <kirby> why was the hamburger worried [18:11:22] <kirby> ? [18:11:25] <kirby> BECAUSE IT WAS IN A PICKLE [18:11:26] <Guiseppi> Because it was meat. [18:11:39] <Guiseppi> Why was the horse eating grapes? [18:11:52] <Guiseppi> Because it got its panties in a bunch! [18:11:58] <kirby> ugh XD
#1419 1.67/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-27	[06:27:19] -->\| isaacx (isaacx@scave-79519513.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #n [06:27:24] <Guiseppi> Tell everyone what you learned, isaacx. [06:27:30] <Guiseppi> Everyone listen up. [06:27:31] <isaacx> I learned that when you think things through, they get better. [06:27:39] <Guiseppi> Yes, you did. [06:27:40] <Guiseppi> Good job. [06:27:42] * David claps [06:28:20] <kirby> applaud [06:28:21] <Guiseppi> Wait, you guys... [06:28:28] <Guiseppi> [06:28:10] <isaacx> that felt painful [06:28:41] <Guiseppi> It pained isaacx to learn something. [06:28:45] <kirby> lol [06:28:54] <David> Hey, it pains women to have their periods. [06:29:01] <David> Some things are unavoidable. [06:29:06] <Guiseppi> I guess it's a fundy Christian thing. [06:29:08] <kirby> love hurts? [06:29:15] <isaacx> yes [06:29:20] <isaacx> i think [06:29:32] <Guiseppi> The truth comes out.
#1300 1.50/5 Guiseppi 2009-06-16	[14:59:43] <Guiseppi> The hoover dam is so badass. [15:00:30] <Odyssey> lake Michigan is badass [15:01:21] <Izzy> Bermuda sucks. [15:02:14] <Odyssey> milwakee, wisconsin rocks [15:02:32] <Guiseppi> Engineering majors are intelligent. [15:02:42] <Izzy> Wenis.
#1464 1.44/5 Guiseppi 2009-08-15	[22:24:25] <Bio> Next time dave_tetris is on, I'm going to ask him about it. [22:24:37] <Guiseppi> I'd like to ask your mother about your mom. [22:24:48] <Bio> Hmm... [22:25:10] <Bio> Guiseppi, that has to be the least intelligent/funny mom related joke ever. =/
#1399 0.73/5 Guiseppi 2009-07-25	[01:34:54] <isaacx> Homosexuals deserve to die