It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<spoon> Ugh, motherfuck, I feel like /shit/ right now.
<@Yahoozy> You look like it too!
<@Yahoozy> Because you're brown!
<@Yahoozy> Wow, I'm sorry.
* Yahoozy kicks Yahoozy from #n (Yahoozy)
|<incluye> Have you ever been on a date, isaacx?
<incluye> No, the other isaacx in here.
<incluye> Yes you.
<isaacx> there's another one?
|<@isaacx> im bored
<+KS> Play with yourself.
<@isaacx> like catch?
* Communist joins #N
|<Sephr> Fraxtil: come on
<Sephr> unban me
<Fraxtil> I'm not an op. :|
<Sephr> well get an op to please
<Fraxtil> Zilla won't comply.
<Sephr> threaten him
<Fraxtil> You know he's in this channel too, right?
<Zilla> For the love of god, I'm right here.
<~incluye> :::: A MURDER HAS OCCURED
<~incluye> :::: Leaff now hangs in the canopy of the forest.
<~incluye> >>> You may leave this channel or stay here to observe the game.
<~incluye> >>> You will be voiced at the end of this game. You may not PM any other players.
<~incluye> *** This message does not mean the night phase is over, please wait patiently for the DAY PHASE message before discussing.
<~incluye> :::: IT IS DAY
<~incluye> >>> All living players must discuss whom to lynch during this phase.
<~incluye> >>> No one may PM each other during this phase.
<~incluye> :::: BEGIN DISCUSSIONS!
<+Liam> incluye, you're supposed to use our kill messages.
<+Liam> oops. wrong channel. SHIT
|<incluye> Oh, it's Adium being a fa--loser.
* Yanni has kicked incluye from #n (Don't be discriminatory towards losers, fag.)
|* LittleViking joins #n
* Blackson joins #n
<&Yanni> Hey BlackLV!
<@Skyline> LittleViking is black now? That's kind of cool.
<Techno> He made a deal with the devil to be so, Skyline.
<@Skyline> LittleViking is the island of Haiti?
|<isaacx> what's PMSing anyways?
<Brttrx> dont tell him
<@bobaganuesh_2> it means Pears and Mangoes Stink
<isaacx> mangos dont stink
|<&bok_choy> uTorrent is 300kb and it's got Tetris.
<Orange> maestro: its*
<&bok_choy> Oh, fuck.
<&bok_choy> I never make that mistake.
<~KinGAleX> it's was right.
<&bok_choy> Wait, fuck you.
<&bok_choy> I was right.
|<ATR> THE WORLD IS ENDING
<FraxHAL> the world
<Yanni> I think you should lower its rate to what it was before, and possibly stop it from just repeating the previous line.
<Fraxtil> Yanni, that's pretty much inevitable. I know a bot in another channel that's been running for months and it still does that.
<+incluye> I need to work on Dashboard.
<~KinGAleX> maestro should make a program called Dashboard.
<~KinGAleX> And it is just a board with five buttons.
<~KinGAleX> And each one opens up a different maestremotion.
|<Pavel> How do I change permissions on these folders?
<Tsukatu> For example: chmod 0777 [folder name]
<FraxHAL> and such a terrible example
<Tsukatu> Wow, fuck you.
* Tsukatu has kicked FraxHAL from #n (Asshole.)
|<Bio> This guy drinks a reindeer's blood and holds on to it's penis to get some leverage to cut it open.
<Bio> Then he eats it's heart.
<Bio> Hardcore survival.
<squibbles> I'm pretty sure he just wanted an excuse to hold its penis. :|
|<+inne> Where horrible people meet.
<+FraxHAL> to meet isaacx in person
<+inne> Meet /her/>.
<+T3chno> what the hell
<+T3chno> That was pure randomness.
<+Kwiftee> My asshole friend changed the window.
<+Kwiftee> And then mashed the keyboard.
<+Kwiftee> George: Wahahahaha. Yes.
<+Kwiftee> Asshole friend.
<+Yanni> That explains it.
<+Gforce> Your asshole's a dick.
<+Gforce> *asshole friend
<+Kwiftee> My asshole's... a dick?
<@krusch> I'd like to dick /her/ .......
<Skyline> The most unfunny quote that's been submitted in a good while, Fraxtil.
<Fraxtil> Skyline, then I suppose you should rate it poorly.
<@Skyline> Yes, I gave it a 1/5. :3
<&Yanni> That's not true, gloomp submitted a quote just a couple days ago.
|<Cli2ue> Animator, you are the sniper. Publicly say SNIPE user rank, replacing user with someone on the opposite team and rank with that user's rank.
<Gforce> Animator, I'm 2. Snipe me.
<Gforce> jk i'm not really
<Obylisk> im 2
<Gforce> thanks for exposing yourself
<Obylisk> IM TOTALLY NOT 2!
<Obylisk> Gforce is
<ortsz> No-one ever thanks me for exposing myself.
|* KS joins #n
<Guiseppi> As soon as Gilligan pulled out his throbbing, veiny cock, the Professor let out a loud yelp. "Are you sure that's going to fit?" he asked.
<Quote> 'SUP KS.
<Guiseppi> "Don't worry about it," said the horny skipper, as he opened a fresh tub of petroleum jelly.
* KS leaves #n
|* Tanner bans *!*Skyline@*.dsl.wlfrct.sbcglobal.net
* Tanner kicks Skyline from #n (No.)
<@Tanner> Skyline is banned forever.
<eganic> Its a good thing im more well-behaved than Skyline
<eganic> And also make beter maps.
|(after 30 minutes of dead silence...)
[23:55:48] * Gforce clangs a few pans to wake everyone up.
[23:55:51] * Osiris joins #n
[23:55:54] <Gforce> O__O
|<Leaff> Apparently there's a 100% of snow here RIGHT NOW but there is not anything falling from the sky.
<&Yanni> It's a me, Mario!
<&Yanni> And there is a 100% of snow
* SlappyMcGee changes topic: 100% of snow.
<Leaff> Oh god
|<&AlliedEnvy> What're a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
<incluye> What's a pirate's favorite inert gas?
<incluye> What's a pirate's favorite baking soda brand?
<incluye> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM 'N' HAMMER
<incluye> I'm done.
<&AlliedEnvy> What is a pirate thinking?
<incluye> If a pirate was in a Patrick McManus column, what would the article be called?
<incluye> "Never Cry ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!'
<incluye> I didn't think you'd get it. :P
<canned> what did pirate say after seeing N?
<JeRK> What does a pirate do on a friday night?
<JeRK> He PARRRRRRRTIES!
<&AlliedEnvy> Why do pirates like fire so much?
<incluye> I DON'T KNAR
<&AlliedEnvy> They're all ARRRSONISTS.
<canned> its WAAAARRRMM!!!
<incluye> VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR = $PIRATE
<AF> Anyway, what's a pirate's favorite drug?
<AF> A BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBITUATE
<&AlliedEnvy> Where did the first software pirates do their piracy?
<incluye> THE PIRATE BAY?
<&AlliedEnvy> On ARRRRPANET
<smartalco> I haven't been paying attention for the last 5 minutes or so, where the fuck did the pirate jokes come from?
<incluye> What's a pirate's favorite planet?
<incluye> Yes, that's right!
<Vyacheslav> Who is every pirate's favorite football player?
<AF> What's a pirate's favorite kind of comedy?
<Vyacheslav> BRETT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE
<incluye> Who's the villain in Pirate Shrek?
<incluye> LORD FARRRRRRRRRRRQUAAD
<JeRK> What did pirates use in land sieges?
<Vyacheslav> What do pirates use on enemies in war?
<AF> What do you call an agricultural pirate?
<AF> A FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMER
<incluye> What's a pirate's favorite candyish substance?
<AF> What kind of pirate works at NASA?
<AF> An ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSPACE ENGINEER
<AF> I can go all fucking day, AE.
<incluye> Who's a pirate's favorite Greek goddess?
<Socky> Where do pirates get their food from?
<incluye> What's a pirate's most valuable body part? the ARRRRRRTERY
<JeRK> What does a pirate spend all his skill points on?
<Socky> A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRM
<Vyacheslav> WHo's a pirate's favorite transformer?
<Vyacheslav> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTIMUS PRIME
<&AlliedEnvy> I might as well say "Why did the pirate cross the street? To get to the othARR side"
<incluye> What's a pirate's favorite musical movement?
<incluye> THE ARRRRRRRRREPGGIO
<Donfuy> Who's pirate's favorite Simpsons character?
<Vyacheslav> Hey, what day is today?
<incluye> PEGGIO. :(
<Vyacheslav> What's every pirate's favorite month?
<Socky> Why did the pirate get a promotion?
<Socky> Because he worked hARRRRD
<scythe> What's a pirate's favorite poison?
<incluye> What producer makes the most pirate movies?
<incluye> WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNER BROTHERS
<incluye> What do you call baby pirates?
<AF> What's a pirate's favorite keyboard?
<incluye> A pirate's favorite GH song is BEAST AND THE HARRRRRRRRRRLOT
<Socky> What part of a pirate smells the worst?
<Socky> His ARRRRRRRRMPIT
<Donfuy> THE ARRRRSSSE
<incluye> What does a pirate cover metal objects with during the rain?
<incluye> HIS TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
<Vyacheslav> What are every pirate's favorite breakfast?
<Vyacheslav> POP TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS
<incluye> What do you call an excellent pirate marksman?
<incluye> A SHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPSHOOTER
<Donfuy> What's the pirate's favorite guitar?
<Donfuy> A FENDAAAAARRRR
<incluye> And when it isn't here, a pirate will say it's OVER THARRRRRRRRRRR.
<smartalco> I think you mean a STRATOCASTAARRRRRRR Donfuy
<Vyacheslav> What's a pirate's favorite car maker?
<Vyacheslav> I looked in my driveway for that one.
<incluye> I believe that a pirate's favorite recreational activity is PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRASAILING
<scythe> What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?
<&AlliedEnvy> nope Vy, it's a FERRARRRRI
<Vyacheslav> Oh snap.
<Donfuy> What's the favorite driving technique of pirates?
<Vyacheslav> What's a pirate's favorite form of transportation?
<incluye> What city do east Kazakhstanian pirates live in?
<Vyacheslav> THARRRRRRRRR JERK BLOWS
* AlliedEnvy sets mode +m #n
|<+T3chno> Jesus Raptor!
<+T3chno> Dang, ice skates may be tougher than I thought
|<+southpaw> AF: C*nt is an offensive word. Please consider using "Vagina." not only is it nicer, it sounds funnier.
|<+smort> I has a cat on my lap. :3
<+Vyacheslav> smort, stop fucking your cat.
<+Vyacheslav> Someone quote that.