It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2146 4.54/5 GamingWolf 2010-11-30 |
<krusch> My friend used to date a girl called Lan Party. <krusch> And my own ex girlfriend knew a woman named Gay Beverage. <krusch> And that's the end of my story. |
| #388 4.48/5 GamingWolf 2007-11-24 |
<Dave> I am so libertarian, I would legalize assault rifles that -fire- marijuana at people. |
| #1876 4.45/5 GamingWolf 2010-06-19 |
[9:35:11 AM] <baicai> I'm so postmodern, I have my iPod set to Kashkin. |
| #959 4.32/5 GamingWolf 2008-11-13 |
<Sockmonkey> Our school filters maestrosync.com due to "Lack of taste" <Sockmonkey> The thing is, quotes.mountai.net isn't filteredo.o |
| #943 4.12/5 GamingWolf 2008-11-07 |
<Snuggletummy> Set mode +b to Zombies. It'll save us in the long run |
| #2110 4.00/5 GamingWolf 2010-11-02 |
<Blackson> So my nets have his thing called "Fair Access Policy" which is my download cap. They abbreviate this to FAP. It's hilarious when they abbreviate it un-knowingly. |
| #2586 4.00/5 GamingWolf 2012-06-11 |
<script> does anybody know how to use an Arduino? <southpaw> Yeah, you grab your pokeball and scream, "I CHOOSE YOU, ARDUINO!" and throw it at the other Pokemon. <southpaw> just make sure you have the right gym badges. <southpaw> otherwise your brand new SMOKEABLE Arduino won't listen to you. |
| #1981 3.83/5 GamingWolf 2010-08-10 |
Dave has been out for a while so I made some "postcards" while talking to LV <GamingWolf> "Oh hey blue-tetris I'm sending you a postcard from norfair. Did you know there was lava here? I didn't. Anyway I'll send another postcard soon" <GamingWolf> "Hey Dave it's me again, I was spelunking in this cave that was more like a cave and I found this green box thing... anyway long story short... I'M MADE OF FUCKING METAL NOW" <GamingWolf> "Dave, don't you ever get the urge to just run out in the open field? I ran into these octopi and money came out. Forget finding a job... I'm gonna kill shit. P.S. I just found money in the grass... going to mow people's lawns now" <GamingWolf> "Haha Dave, I'm on the fucking moon. Where are you man? You're missing out on the fun! Ok gotta go I need to find some Phoenix Downs for the party tonight." <GamingWolf> "Ok, Dave so let me explain this card. I was trying to get some energy when a fucking robot shot me out of nowhere. I was so taken a back that I fell into some spikes... and then I don't remember anything after that. Those drinks weren't even recommended by the doctor. Later, I gotta go... my dog wants me to go riding." <GamingWolf> "Hello again Dave? Oh oh this chick? Actually she's a hermaphrodite even though she wanted to make eggs with me. Fuck that, I'd rather eat some fucking vegetables. It was like some bad dream or something. Alright later... this other chick just opened up and I walked right in." |
| #2227 3.83/5 GamingWolf 2011-01-23 |
<Blackson> What the fuck, skype? <Blackson> I have to sign in on your website just to download it? <Yahoozy> You... need a Skype account to use Skype. |
| #2149 3.57/5 GamingWolf 2010-12-02 |
<Artistolipto> Torah is the muslim one. |
| #1873 3.40/5 GamingWolf 2010-06-18 |
[11:45:19 AM] <Stephen> I kind of want to know what a leading scientist is doing using Wikipedia for research |
| #882 3.25/5 GamingWolf 2008-10-15 |
<blue_tetris> The ass-fucking was a bit much, but it saved me an hour of boredom. |
| #1125 3.10/5 GamingWolf 2009-03-08 |
(4:20:11 PM) GamingWolf: Extra points if you put yourself in your own quote... NO |
| #1293 3.10/5 GamingWolf 2009-06-14 |
(6:57:55 PM) gloomp: Ahah! Ahahah! Look how funny that was! I'm putting it in the Repository!!!! |
| #1637 3.10/5 GamingWolf 2009-12-15 |
GamingRudolph: It's a me Mario and I'm a show you a how to deal with a Browser. GamingRudolph: First a we a close it GamingRudolph: So long a Browser |
| #1949 3.00/5 GamingWolf 2010-07-28 |
<smartalco> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR DOUCHEBAG |
| #2284 3.00/5 GamingWolf 2011-03-03 |
<CF> I still think penetratee should be a word. <GamingWolf> Sounds like something for a cunning linguist. |
| #2566 2.92/5 GamingWolf 2012-04-21 |
<kuri> i vote for the worst possible candidate to make a more exciting competition |
| #1950 2.75/5 GamingWolf 2010-07-28 |
<Tanner> God is just an old dude with white hair. |
| #961 2.57/5 GamingWolf 2008-11-14 |
<blue_tetris> I got raped at age 24. <blue_tetris> GOOD NEWS, I'M INFERTILE. |
| #1007 2.36/5 GamingWolf 2008-12-30 |
<Jesus> I have 666 myspace page veiws. |
| #2581 2.27/5 GamingWolf 2012-06-03 |
<kuri> my english isnt poor come on guys <kuri> my english is top tier |
| #1326 2.22/5 GamingWolf 2009-06-28 |
(8:53:51 PM) molly_kallotuls: I hop that this doesn't end up in th repository, for whatever reason. |
| #2575 2.22/5 GamingWolf 2012-05-14 |
<kuri> my opinion was the same as today yesterday <kuri> its not gonna change ever again |
| #1279 2.14/5 GamingWolf 2009-06-05 |
<Snuggletummy> It's a penis-free philosophy. Vagina Dentata |
| #2627 2.00/5 GamingWolf 2012-09-24 |
<LittleViking> The only people I lie to is women. |
| #2571 1.44/5 GamingWolf 2012-05-10 |
<kuri> I don't really know! |
| #2526 1.20/5 GamingWolf 2012-01-28 |
<Yahoozy> Blackson's new girlfriend is pro-life. <Yahoozy> But also kinda smokin'. |
| #2572 0.88/5 GamingWolf 2012-05-12 |
<kuri> christianity isnt a cult! |
| #1325 0.83/5 GamingWolf 2009-06-28 |
(8:13:50 PM) CF: I hear Starbucks is coming to Finland o_O |
| #1884 0.50/5 GamingWolf 2010-06-22 |
(11:26:17 AM) kkstrong: Thats a qdb (11:26:27 AM) sunset: no |