It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Orange> krusch my meat wants to ask you a question
<Orange> hello this is Orange's meat speaking
<Orange> play mafia dude
<krusch> That's not a question.
<krusch> Your meat is stupid.
<Orange> It's a bit thick.
<krusch> Well played.
incluye: i google "asshole density by country"
incluye: and the first result
incluye: "Map of America that illustrates density of Apple Users"
<flag> please pass judgment on my black lineup real fast
<ChrisE> Police in Texas have been saying that for years
<Destiny> how are things?
<incluye> not bad
<incluye> i went over to madi's house tuesday
<Destiny> did you have anal sex?
<Destiny> i'm losing interest in your story
<incluye> i helped her with her physics homework
<incluye> if you know what i mean
<Destiny> you actually did, didn't you?
<incluye> yes i did
|incluye: busy week
Destiny: sure has been
Destiny: not even got time to write today
incluye: that's what i was working toward
Destiny: i need to make the guestlist for the party
Destiny: which shouldn't take too long
Destiny: then shave
Destiny: brush teeth
Destiny: style hair
Destiny: clean room
incluye: cure cancer
Destiny: save the world
incluye: fuck a burning dolphin
|<incluye> odds are i'm going to meat an equally hot chick at college.
<incluye> actually scratch that correction.
|<GamingWolf> Then you're in my fanfiction about gloomp making out with Tunco.
<Torex> Doesn't Tunco look like that?
<Torex> ^not a joke
<Destiny> It's a total unintentional one, though XD
<Life247> Which is why it's so funny.
<Yahoozy> "Hmmmm... Tunco's foreign. Lemme go grab a picture of some random chink from the Metanet photo database."
<Destiny> that's fucking hilarious XD
<Torex> But no.
<Torex> I thought I remember seeing a pic of him and he looked like that.
<Tanner> Don't worry, Jewboy, all minorities look the same to me too.
|<ChrisE> I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a rape night. She said "No!". I replied, "that's the spirit!"|
|<Destiny> boolean logic was possibly the most interesting part of computing
|<Destiny> hey donfuy
<Donfuy> hey destiny
<Destiny> just do this for me
<Destiny> open nreality
<Destiny> and userlevels
<Destiny> then map 205668
<Destiny> look at the highscores table
<Destiny> then post the appropriate smiley
<Destiny> what is that?
<Destiny> is the @ an eye?
<Yanni> That is not the appropriate smiley for anything ever
<Donfuy> but the snail gets
<Donfuy> a sideways human face
<Donfuy> IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD OKAY
<gloomp> only donfuy man
<gloomp> only donfuy
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<Destiny> DONFUY WENT TO BED BEFORE ME
<Destiny> YOU ALL WITNESSED IT
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<Donfuy> NO I DID NOT
|<Destiny> so minty you've been saying 'hmm' now for like half an hour what's on your mind?
<mintnut> nothing, just trying to seem enigmatic
<mintnut> gloomp said it, and i was impressed
|<Nudel_> I wish i was black
<Nudel_> To be black
Destiny: sounds like a porno...
|<Mr_T> ingberlach you piss cunt gay false homosexual man sex
<Mr_T> homoerotically false
<Ingberlach> shut the hell up farmboy
<Ingberlach> didnt mean that
|<Destiny> i have the hottest girl ever in my friends list
<ChrisE> oh wait
<ChrisE> lemme guess
<Destiny> okay :D
<Destiny> there are like, 3 close ones
<Destiny> but one is a clear winner in my eyes
<ChrisE> Chauntelle, Rachel and uh
<Destiny> chauntelle is not one of the three :P
<Destiny> rachel is one
<ChrisE> Xanthe? It's hard to tell from photos...
<Destiny> she's pretty hot
<ChrisE> is she greek or something
<Destiny> but no
<ChrisE> it's a weird name
<Destiny> no she isn't
<Destiny> just a wei-
<Destiny> and fuck no
<Destiny> annalise is my cousin
<ChrisE> I DIDNT KNOW
<Destiny> and in year 10
<ChrisE> i uh
<ChrisE> i never said that.
<ChrisE> that never happened.
<Destiny> i forgive you XD
* ChrisE sighs in relief
Some time later...
* ChrisE looks through his friends to see who his top 3 girls are
<ChrisE> now you go
<Destiny> ugh you have 208 friends D:
<ChrisE> most are guys
<ChrisE> just list all the hot ones
<Destiny> becca monaghan?
<Destiny> if she's the one on the left of her picture
<ChrisE> ohho! good shout
<ChrisE> she is
<ChrisE> and boy is she hot.
<ChrisE> seen her topless too.
<ChrisE> not in a pervy way
<ChrisE> strip poker does have advantages.
<Destiny> chloe sykes
<ChrisE> she's my cousin
<Destiny> ...you're shitting me
<ChrisE> she is.
<Destiny> fuck me
<ChrisE> no thanks.
<Destiny> we're both as bad as each other
<Destiny> any other family members on here before i point out your sister?
<irrelevant continuation of discussion>
<ChrisE> just so you know
<ChrisE> my cousin is in year 10
<Destiny> are you serious?
<ChrisE> how coincidental
<Destiny> fuck, man
<Destiny> are we paedophiles now?
|<furry> Has anyone here owned/used a Kaoss pad?
<Tanner> I prefer tampons, furry.
<Slavs_Reading> Oh shit my chest hurts a lot.
* heartattack strikes!
|<Ingberlach> why do you ignore him
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<TS> Because he's a /moron/?
<Ingberlach> thats what people say about me
Destiny: you hear the news?
incluye: depends on what "the news" is
Destiny: what news have you heard?
incluye: that the bird bird bird
incluye: the bird is the word
incluye: yeah the bird bird bird
incluye: the bird is the word
incluye: the bird bird bird
incluye: the bird is the word
incluye: yeah the bird bird bird
incluye: the bird is the word
incluye: anything else?
|<ChrisE> we haven't collabed in ages
<ChrisE> I think we should
<Destiny> i have a mechanic for you then
<Destiny> i was expecting this concept to be really hard
<Destiny> but it's actually not
<ChrisE> is it
<ChrisE> trying to find the clitoris
<Destiny> finding the clitoris is not a difficult task O_o
<ChrisE> no wonder she dumped me
<TurkeyBreastiny> I love how brttrx is eternally high.
|<incluye> So I'm reading a book that involves people getting raped
<incluye> And it's still boring
|<DW40> Ever want to go to a certain folder on your computer and absent-mindedly make your way to your porn folder instead?|
|<valsehcayv> If mermaids had vaginas, sharks and piranhas would attack them when they got their periods.|
|<Rose> haha i'm listening to dutch music right now XD
<Destiny> I'm listening to Shinedown
<gloomp> I want to kick both of you.
<Tanner> I'm listening to my housemates make out in the other room.
<USAset> Are you masturbating, Tanner?
<Tanner> So hard.
|Destiny: why can't you listen to music?
yungerkid: my parents are right behind me
yungerkid: and i have the postman pat song stuck in my head, and i don't want to get it out
|<Destiny> so, you're living with a german family
<Destiny> and you've got a hot partner?
<Destiny> what do you do with your partner?
<ChrisE> she just read that
|Topic for #n-mapping is: RANDOMDIGITS HAS AMNESIA NOOOOOO
<Destiny> so uh, RD
<Destiny> explain the amnesia thing
<Sunset> is it self-diagnosed?
<RandomDigits> I said "who are you" when rose joined
<RandomDigits> But I was saying it to godless with a weird nick
<Sunset> so it's maxson-diagnosed?
<Sunset> oh thank god i thought you were sick
<RandomDigits> That is, godless-with-a-weird-nick
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* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rose
<Sunset> who are you?
|<GamingWolf> AIDS lies
<spoonofkuri> what about GAIDS?
<Thundercunt> WoW players usually contract RAIDS.
<Korvash> Rich people contract MAIDS
<incluye> Pregnant women usually contract
|<inspired> Wait, so what is camp?
<Destiny> Camp is like gay.
<Inspired> So if you're at a camp camp...
|* ChanServ gives voice to Destiny
<Destiny> the moment i disconnect
<Destiny> i'm leaving
<amomentlikethis> Isn't that usually the case?
<Destiny> i mean
<amomentlikethis> Most people leave when they disconnect.
<Destiny> i'm not going to try to reconnect
<Destiny> as i usually do
<Destiny> because my internet is annoying me
<amomentlikethis> You rebel!
<Destiny> it's going up and down like a... a... whore
<Destiny> because that's what it is
<Destiny> YOU HEAR ME INTERNET
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<Destiny> IM CALLING YOU A WHORE
<heartattack> I just got here
|<incluye> alright this is her last chance
<incluye> if she doesn't come over today i will go and probably not rape her
|<heartattack> Guys, it's not braille.
<heartattack> I'm so much contributing :D
<Daik> you're grammar amazing is really
|<Destiny> hey gu-
<Destiny> where the hell did metanet go?
<Destiny> only 12 people here
<Destiny> what's that about?
<Snugglepop> We're all the chosen ones.
<Snugglepop> Although, I'm sorry to say.
<Snugglepop> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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<ska> WTF WAS that about?
<Snugglepop> We must fight to the death to determine who is the best.
<Snugglepop> ska is the first victim.
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<Snugglepop> That's one down
|<GamingWolf> Are you okay Yanni?
<Yanni> I've been hit by?
<RainbowHash> A smooth criminal?
|<sunset> what music do you like, Kuri?
<sunset> gloomp music?
<Kuri> no dammit
<Kuri> gloomp doesnt listen to music
<Destiny> i love how that's an official genre
<Kuri> he listens to the sound broken microwaves on the fritz make
<sunset> his sense of music died when he died.
<Destiny> Avenged Sevenfold <3
<Kuri> i hate that band except for that one song
<Kuri> about the like
<Kuri> that one was prety cool
<sunset> you know what necrophilia is?
<Kuri> americas pastime
|<kuri> sunset wouldn't you be doing something besides chatting on irc on your birthday??
<SNESet> i would
<SNESet> but rock band 3 was sold out
<SNESet> no worries though
<SNESet> we'll look tomorrow
|<Destiny> oh it's back in england
<Destiny> and i won't be going back there until september
<Vyacheslav> where are you now
<Destiny> my mum has a house over here
<Destiny> so i'm living cheap for the summer
<Vyacheslav> i know ;)
<Destiny> oh i already mentioned it
<Destiny> i knew i had, but i wasn't sure if you were present
<Vyacheslav> no i meant i've been to her house :D
|<incluye> I need to get some prophylactics anyway.
<Destiny> What are those?
<incluye> Penile sheathings.
|<Korvash> We just spent a long time hugging and making out
<yungerkid> you don't become bored by doing that?
<yungerkid> you don't ever think, "you know what? i'd rather walk in a straight goddamn line here"
|<valsehcayv> remember that parody i did earlier
<valsehcayv> like 12 hours ago
<Korvash> The one where you declared abortion to be the pinnacle of american society?
|<Kuri> runescpe is where all the hot chicks are at|
|<Thundercunt> So, skyline, are you still homosexual?
<skyline> What kind of a question is that.
<Daik> hows it going?
<Daik> just get back from school?
<ChrisE> UNIVERSITY IS WHERE IT'S AT
<Destiny> not been to school for a while
<Daik> ok wtf
<Daik> pokemon black.
<ChrisE> I haven't been to school in months
<ChrisE> what about it
<Daik> weird people.
<Destiny> not been to /college/ for a while
<Destiny> nevemind /school/
<Daik> i'm at college atm.
<Destiny> i'm at university :P
<Destiny> as is chris
<Destiny> though he's cheated life
<Destiny> and got here a year early
<Daik> i'm not at university
<Destiny> i know that...
<Destiny> but /i/ am
<Daik> but you said that I was at university :/
<Daik> 10:32 Destiny i'm at university :P
<Daik> 10:32 Destiny as is chris
<Destiny> as in
<Destiny> and chrise
<Destiny> are at university
<Daik> but i'm not.
<Destiny> no i know you're no-
<ChrisE> I have a large penis.
|<Destiny> man i hate kids
<Destiny> i never want to have children
<Destiny> which sucks, because my girlfriend really wants kids in the future
<furry> destiny, how old are you?
<furry> and you're girlfriend wants kids?
<Destiny> not yet -.-
<furry> good luck, man
<Destiny> jeez furry
<Destiny> she means when we're 'older'
<furry> oh yeah, like 18?
<Destiny> like, after university
<ChrisE> You know
<ChrisE> My kid used to get picked on all the time at school
<ChrisE> he would get beaten with sticks
<ChrisE> and all because he was "different"
<ChrisE> I fucking hate goats.
<glass_arm> motivate me
* Destiny drops pants
|<Destiny> say, how old are you 179?
<onesevennine> hair under 18.
<Destiny> i'm 18 ^^
<mahi> just a few months destiny
<mahi> then it will be legal
<mahi> erm, tasteless joke
<mahi> move on
<Destiny> were you trying to imply something between myself and onesevennine?
<onesevennine> ...jesus, mahi
<Destiny> hey, i'm not that ugly
<onesevennine> no statutory rape jokes
<Destiny> oh right
<onesevennine> oh, no offense destiny
<onesevennine> i didn't mean that you were too ugly to statutorily rape me
<onesevennine> let's move on
|<GamingWolf> If you're fat you don't need to practice swimming
<GamingWolf> You just float
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<Xenorax> His quit message is broken
<Zapmeister999> I still don't get why we have that swearword filter on /quit messages.
<Aidiera> There isn't one...
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<Aidiera_> Did it censor me?
<Zapmeister999> aidiera_: what?
<Destiny> it doesn't censor
<Zapmeister999> only on /quit messages
<Destiny> it's just ChrisE having a joke, i thi-
<Destiny> are you sure?
<Zapmeister999> it actually does it
<Zapmeister999> kk was testing it one time
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|<scythe> What is your homework in, Yanni?
<Yanni> Physics. Coupled oscillations and whatsits.
<AlliedEnvy> I'd like to couple oscillations with /her/.
|<Snuggletop> Man, the woman here at KAP is so retarded.
<Snuggletop> I told her that I punched my laptop due to lack of meds, but I'm fine now
<Snuggletop> She she says "Well, let's hope you don't punch anyone here."
<Snuggletop> I'm not a violent person, at all.
<Snuggletop> So I look at her and I say "Well, if that attitude stays then I just might."
<Vyacheslav> sounds like she needs KAP
<Snuggletop> She needs SLAP
<Vyacheslav> is she hot?
<Vyacheslav> cause then you could FAP
<TS> HP CEO can suck my dick for all I care.
<TS> Of course if he does I'm so sueing him.
|<Snugglepop> Vyacheslav. rewire your computer to a porn poster thing.
<Snugglepop> Make it so your Disk drives come out of the nipples.
<Snugglepop> Fan in the vagina
<Snugglepop> Wait, no.
<Snugglepop> Fan in the mouth.
<Snugglepop> Power button in the vagina
<Vyacheslav> You seriously need to get laid.
|* glass_arm smashes gamingwolf with his giant steel penis
<GamingWolf> If my balls are already steel... how would that work?
<glass_arm> DIAMOND PENIS
<GamingWolf> IT PIERCES THROUGH THE TOUGHEST OF HYMEN
|<Vyacheslav> !down Korvash.com
<Meta> Vyacheslav, http://Korvash.com Is Down
|<kuri> did any of you hear about the guy who fell into a blowhole recently?
<Destiny> I hear the event reached quite the climax
<kuri> he died if thats what you consider a climax
<Destiny> Depends what you consider to be a blowhole
<kuri> a hole
<kuri> that blows
<Chase> HAMMER TIME