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#1621 4.50/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-12-02	[00:20:18] <@Yanni> A couple is walking down a street in Communist Russia. [00:20:45] <@Yanni> The wife feels something on her arm, and says to her husband "Honey, I think it's beginning to rain." [00:21:03] <@Yanni> The husband disagrees. "No no," he says. "That's no rain." [00:21:28] <@Yanni> This argument goes back and forth for some minutes, until they come across a local walking the opposite way. [00:21:49] <@Yanni> "Sir?" calls the husband. "Sir, what is your name?" "Rudolph," the man replies. [00:22:09] <@Yanni> "Do you think it's raining at the moment? My wife and I are having an argument about this." [00:22:19] <@Yanni> The man looks up, and ponders for a while. [00:22:33] <@Yanni> Looks back at him, and decides "No, no it's not raining." [00:22:48] <@Yanni> The couple walk away, the husband satisfied as he thinks he's won. [00:23:02] <@Yanni> The wife is still not convinced. "Who says he's right?" [00:23:12] <@Yanni> The husband smiles, looks over to his wife, and says [00:23:20] <@Yanni> "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
#2520 4.50/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-01-24	[22:19:56] <kurin> im an asexual agnostic androgyny [22:20:47] <@scythe> I am starting to suspect that kurin is some sort of AI. [22:20:59] <@scythe> Like, maybe he's IBM's next project.
#2390 4.46/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-07-24	[04:30:46] <~oughts> Huh, Amy Winehouse died. [04:30:47] <~oughts> Neat. [04:30:53] <kuri> NO ITS NOT [04:30:54] <kuri> ITS NOT NEAT [04:31:09] <kuri> amy winehouse was a big [04:31:10] <kuri> thing [04:31:20] <kuri> she was really something [04:31:21] <~oughts> So was your mom. [04:31:29] <kuri> .... [04:31:32] <kuri> how mature [04:31:38] <~oughts> So was your mom.
#1623 4.43/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-12-02	[00:14:38] <@Yanni> Two mathematicians are at a beach trying to figure out how the amount of suntan a person gets varies with the outside temperature. [00:15:33] <@Yanni> After various tests, they found that at 60 degrees F, they had a 7% suntan. [00:15:55] <@Yanni> At 70 degrees F, it was a 15% suntan. [00:16:08] <@Yanni> At 80 degrees, 23% suntan. [00:16:17] <@Yanni> At 90 degrees, it went down to 0%. [00:16:27] <@Yanni> For weeks, they were desperate to understand the results. [00:16:35] <@Yanni> Finally, the answer came to them. [00:16:41] <@Yanni> "Of course!" one says to the other [00:16:49] <@Yanni> "The tan of 90 degrees does not exist"
#2542 4.42/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-02-16	[21:00:16] <kuri> what is the point of periods -_- [21:00:30] <Snuggletummy> To expell the egg from the body. [21:00:42] <Rose> Without periods, babies cannot happen, kuri. [21:00:43] <Snuggletummy> And also to stop sentences [21:00:54] <kuri> wait what holy cow [21:00:59] <kuri> do eggs actually come out of girls??? [21:01:05] <kuri> thats abnormal [21:01:11] * Snuggletummy facedeskpalm [21:01:14] <kuri> so girls are in theory, chickens?? (Disregard the previous quote. I accidentally left out the last bit)
#2418 4.38/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-08-28	[11:54:26] <Rozer> so i used to be addicted to soap [11:54:29] <Rozer> but im clean now
#721 4.28/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-07-01	[15:14:02] <Snuggletummy> !google Jiggerjaw's Penis [15:14:02] <ChaosBotMKII> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis_B
#695 4.27/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-06-12	(This has already been submitted, I just took the liberty to edit out the side chatter and whatnot.) <~blue_tetris> I press you gently against your abdomen, tossing you down to a seated position atop the foot of the bed. <Candi> woah ur strong. i like that <Candi> i pull off my top and shake around a bit 4 u <~blue_tetris> Sliding two hands down either side of your face, I pull you in for a kiss. The kiss is soft, tentative. You're unsure that I've been with a woman like you before. <~blue_tetris> DONT FUCKING RUSH THE SCENE <~blue_tetris> DONT FUCKING RUSH THE SCENE <~blue_tetris> REWIND BITCH <Candi> im sorry <Candi> sorry <~blue_tetris> Alright. <Candi> i like the kiss and go for another <Candi> ru there blue tetris? <~blue_tetris> We focus on the kiss. Idle hands slip down to your shoulders, brushing across your nubile breast. With our distracting tongues steadily at work, I clasp the topmost button of your blouse between my fingers and loosen it--giving way to your ungulating bosom, blush red with passion. <Candi> ok <Candi> i embrace your face, making our kiss more passionate. I tighten my grasp on you, and add each second to the passion between us. <Candi> I rub my nipples, softly at first, hardening them. I am turned on by each of your motions, and in turn I do all I can to turn you on. <Templex> Oh, god. <~blue_tetris> I work my way down, one button at a time, hiding my motions beneath the fervor of our kiss. I slip your blouse from your shoulders and unclasp your brassiere. <Candi> Who said I was wearing one? <Candi> I was ready for you. <~blue_tetris> YOU FUCKING WERE <~blue_tetris> DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME <~blue_tetris> I take a short break to pull my T-shirt over my head. <Candi> I stand up, and unbuckle your belt, slowly, provocatively. <Candi> Our passion cannot hide in a separate channel. <Candi> It would only seep into #n. <Candi> It cannot be contained. <~blue_tetris> I pull us close, pressing my bare chest against yours, gripping your buttocks in my hands. I unhook the side of your miniskirt. <Candi> O_O <~blue_tetris> I pull it to your ankles with one hand and cup your breast with the other. <Candi> Um, blue_tetris...slow down. <~blue_tetris> "I cannot. This is more than I can bear." <Candi> No, no really, like... <~blue_tetris> "Don't make me wait." <Candi> Let me give you a blowjob or something. <~blue_tetris> "Nah, babe, I wanna get up in that cooch." * Candi closes her eyes, afraid of what comes ahead. <Candi> blue_tetris, I'm not ready for this. <Candi> Let's kiss again. <~blue_tetris> I connect for another kiss, subtly hooking the thumbs of either hand around the straps of your panties. <Candi> One more kiss, before we go crazy. <Candi> I pull away slowly. <~blue_tetris> I pull them gently downward, gazing down from our kiss to see your nude beauty. <Candi> My black panties fall to the ground, revealing a seven inch, erect penis and two drooping testicles. * Candi is now known as Jig <Animator> I'm video-taping the moment. <~blue_tetris> "Meh. When in Rome..." <~blue_tetris> I drop to my knees. <Templex> AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <smartalco> wahahahahahaha <Evil_Bob> ahahahahaha * Jig bows. * ~blue_tetris takes a bow.
#1620 4.21/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-12-02	[00:17:40] <scythe> Alright, so two friars were looking for a way to raise money. [00:17:51] <scythe> They decided to open a florist shop in the church during the week. [00:18:21] <scythe> Of course, since everyone liked to buy flowers from the friars, the florist across town, Hugh, thought they were unfair competition. [00:18:37] <scythe> So Hugh begged the friars to stop selling flowers. [00:18:43] <scythe> they ignored him. [00:19:27] <scythe> The next day, he went to their store and beat the crap out of them and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close the store. [00:19:37] <scythe> In the end [00:19:49] <scythe> it turned out that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
#2529 3.86/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-02-02	[18:25:16] <kuri__> i dont appreciate chaoswolf and everything he stands for [18:25:45] <Snuggletummy> kuri, do you know who ChaosWolf is? [18:26:03] <kuri__> no [18:26:14] <kuri__> but hes posted some unflattering quotes starring me [18:26:16] <kuri__> on the database [18:26:29] <Snuggletummy> I see. (Little does kuri know that I'm always watching him...)
#1595 3.73/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-11-09	[15:12:17] <Bio> About 2 months ago, we (family) saw someone run away from our house with my bike. [15:12:25] <Bio> We were planning on throwing it out anyways. [15:12:50] <Bio> So, just yesterday, this guy returns the bike with a note saying "This bike is crap, keep it.".
#2517 3.70/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-01-18	[22:43:30] <GamingWolf> Now it's time for Admiral Ackbar's Geometry [22:43:35] <GamingWolf> IT'S A TRAPEZOID
#1622 3.58/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-12-02	[00:06:43] <scythe> Mahatma Gandhi walked around barefoot most of the time [00:06:51] <scythe> which produced a lot of callouses on his feet. [00:07:01] <scythe> He also ate very little, which made him very frail, [00:07:10] <scythe> and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. [00:07:12] <scythe> This made him [00:07:23] <scythe> A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
#558 3.45/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-03-10	[15:09:05] <CF> If I had answered to every single spam email I've gotten so far, I'd have 86 girlfriends, I'd live 300 years and my pen0r would be 19 meters long.
#506 3.38/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-02-07	[22:07:29] <blue_tetris> Yuff, too, seemed to be howling and moaning. As Kyle sucked on him, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he began drooping. "Ohh, god... almost there. Yuff twitched and jerked until he finally lost physical control and shoved his cock deep into Kyle's muzzle, shooting his load deep down his throat. Yuff went completely flat on his back." [22:07:31] <blue_tetris> Beat and completely exhausted, Bowser smiled. "I love you guys." [22:07:32] <blue_tetris> Almost in unison, all three said the same back. "We love you." [22:07:32] <blue_tetris> Yuff and Kyle got up and walked over, cuddling with Yipp and Bowser before laying down beside them, letting the sun beat down on their bodies. [22:07:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa blue_tetris blue_tetris [22:07:36] <Calcy> WRONG CHANNEL [22:07:40] <blue_tetris> ASS! [22:07:51] <Skyline> ;_: [22:07:52] <blue_tetris> Erm... [22:07:53] <blue_tetris> I... [22:07:56] <blue_tetris> ...uh... [22:07:58] <blue_tetris> ...whoops.
#2205 3.38/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-01-10	[19:28:00] <candy> gimme some 1, 2, and three syllable words? :D [19:28:57] <&BFG10K> Cock, pussy, intercourse. shrug [19:29:43] <candy> I can't exactly use those in poetry for school.
#969 3.22/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-11-20	[17:06:12] <scythe> This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6. [17:06:12] <scythe> One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk. [17:06:12] <scythe> As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,â€lettuceâ€ if she wants it harder and â€œtomatoâ€ if she wants a new position. [17:06:12] <scythe> â€œLettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce,â€ it sounds. [17:06:25] <scythe> Then the little brother chimes in, â€œHey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonnaise all over my face.â€
#1103 3.12/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-02-24	[23:26:29] <Snuggletummy> http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/force-a-nature.htm [23:26:29] <Snuggletummy> http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/force-a-nature.htm [23:26:30] <Snuggletummy> http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/force-a-nature.htm [23:26:30] <Snuggletummy> http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/force-a-nature.htm [23:26:31] <Snuggletummy> YES! [23:26:32] <Snuggletummy> YES! [23:26:43] <LF> OH GOD YES BABY DON'T STOP [23:26:47] <Snuggletummy> YES! [23:26:47] <Snuggletummy> YES! [23:26:48] <Snuggletummy> MORE! [23:26:57] <Snuggletummy> UGH! HARDER! ACK! [23:27:14] <Snuggletummy> I'M A COMIN'...I'M A COMIN'! [23:27:56] * Snuggletummy cums all over LF with his force-a-nature, blowing him deep into the forest. [23:28:09] * LF (LF@EC33EE72.79CCBABA.CE832EC6.IP) Quit (Quit: trees breaking)
#804 3.08/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-09-09	[16:58:43] <kirby> CHOCOLATE RAIN [16:58:52] <kirby> SOME STAY DRY BUT OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN [16:58:54] <kirby> CHOCOLATE RAIN [17:02:48] <Yahoozy> WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE SHITS YOU CALL IT BY THIS NAME: [17:02:50] <Yahoozy> CHOCOLATE RAIN
#2333 3.00/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-05-05	[10:33:47] <%Base> I thank god that I am not Basic. [10:34:32] <@GamingWolf> Hey Base... if you do Acid... do you like neutralize yourself and become water or something?
#2563 2.90/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-04-18	[09:50:19] <@GamingWolf> Captain Falcon could be Hawaiian [09:50:30] <@GamingWolf> Hawaiian Punch
#2579 2.70/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-05-30	[20:27:48] <+Snuggletummy> When I was arrested, the cops found sodium chloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. [20:28:06] <+Snuggletummy> I was charged in possession of a salt and battery. [20:28:13] * @GamingWolf dies
#2528 2.57/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-01-29	[13:01:48] <Sunset> Well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black. [13:01:48] <kurin> moot means pointless [13:01:50] <Sunset> Or... Something like that. [13:01:58] <kurin> f u [13:02:03] <kurin> im not even black (As a note, adding this line will ruin the so-called "funny" but goddamn is kuri stupid..)
#362 2.50/5 ChaosWolf` 2007-10-29	[16:48:55] * LF changes topic to 'Game Customization: http://tinyurl.com/del58 http://moddb.com/ \| Forums: http://tinyurl.com/yu8eu7 \| Other: Still Alive (Portal Ending Song) http://tinyurl.com/3eysmd \| Metanet deviantART: http://metagraphics.deviantart.com/ \| taking advantage of Obelisks servers filter will result in a fucking ban' [16:48:55] <ChaosWolf> Ahahaha [16:48:58] <kirby\|video> XD [16:49:02] <kirby\|video> lmao [16:49:08] <LF> lets see if this works [16:49:36] <kirby\|video> OH, sorry, i didn't see LF's warning [16:49:57] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) has joined #doomsday [16:49:58] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) Quit (Client exited) [16:50:01] <kirby\|video> o_O [16:50:03] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) has joined #doomsday [16:50:03] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) Quit (Client exited) [16:50:05] <kirby\|video> IT WASN'T ME [16:50:06] <uber_haxor> o.O [16:50:07] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) has joined #doomsday [16:50:07] * Obelisk (Obelisk@private-E3C9BE27.clsp.qwest.net) Quit (Client exited) [16:50:13] <uber_haxor> AHAHAH! [16:50:13] <kirby\|video> oh shit XD [16:50:30] <ChaosWolf> I'm crying...
#767 2.40/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-08-03	[02:28:05] <TheTerminator> Oh, gotta go [02:27:03] * TheTerminator (Terminator.Get.To Da.Choppa!.Run) Quit (Quit: I'll Be back.)
#789 2.29/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-08-31	[06:42:21] <Communist> Unless they have sex at age 11.
#2258 2.25/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-02-14	[14:37:14] <TS> Are you gonna commit incest later? [14:37:17] <@skyline> In about seven minutes probably.
#361 2.22/5 ChaosWolf` 2007-10-27	[11:14] <+ChaosWolf> Damn, toilet bowl cleaner is apparently EXTREMELY Acidic. [11:14] <+JeRK> It better be. [11:15] <+JeRK> How would those guys clean that stuff in the train station toilets? [11:15] <+ChaosWolf> If you drink it, call poison control, or you'll die. If you touch it, call poison control, or you'll die. If you inhale it, call poison control, or you'll die. if it gets onto your clothes, take them off, call poison control, or you'll most likely die. [11:16] <+ChaosWolf> if you feed it to another human, call poison control, or you'll die. [11:17] * thecalcgenius (Calcy@private-E5510438.rice.edu) joined [11:17] * ChanServ sets channel #n mode +h thecalcgenius [11:18] <+ChaosWolf> Hello TCG. [11:18] <+ChaosWolf> Call poison control, or you'll die.
#2819 2.10/5 ChaosWolf` 2013-06-14	[22:24:57] .:&oeuvre:. what do you say when tuxedo mask gets a boner? [22:24:58] .:&oeuvre:. he rose [22:25:17] .:~Bio:. -_- [22:26:02] .:&GamingWolf:. What do you say when a tall structurally blessed ginger internet man gets a boner? [22:26:06] .:&GamingWolf:. he rose
#364 2.09/5 ChaosWolf` 2007-11-04	[22:09:49] <T3chno> If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. [22:09:55] <smartalco> haha [22:09:58] <ChaosWolf> Ahaha [22:09:59] <fractalp> Wahahahaha [22:10:03] <fractalp> So true.
#2336 1.93/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-05-08	[12:29:01] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:01] <godless> FUCKING /IGNORE OUGHTS [12:29:02] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:04] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:04] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:04] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:04] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:05] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:06] <@krusch> <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there. [12:29:09] <@krusch> Done. [12:29:11] * GamingWolf (GamingWolf@scave-4A3698E4.dhcp.insightbb.com) has joined #n [12:29:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +o GamingWolf [12:29:14] <@krusch> The internet is over. [12:29:17] <@krusch> Everybody go home. [12:29:19] <Snuggletummy> GamingWolf, nice timing. [12:29:30] * oughts changes topic to ' <Snuggletummy> I've always wanted to see how far I can get my hand in there.' [12:29:32] <Snuggletummy> But really though, oughts, you're one of the people I want ot meet most. [12:29:32] * oughts sets mode: +b !@* #n You are banned (#n) [12:29:38] * GamingWolf was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * candy was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * BFG10K was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * TommyWiseau was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * KinGAleX was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * n1211 was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * twilly\|away was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * godless was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Yahoozy was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * faemir was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * LF was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * krusch was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * dicks was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Kool was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * canned was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * RandomDigits was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Jiggerjaw was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * oughts was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Rose was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Calvin\|\|Asleep was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Leroy was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * AlliedEnvy was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * incluye was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * gloomp was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * Sept was kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts) [12:29:38] * You were kicked by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from oughts)
#470 1.78/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-01-17	[13:37] kirby\|Wii\|TP: Last night I forced myself to dream about me and Midna sexin'. [13:37] Rape_Juice: xD [13:37] kirby\|Wii\|TP: checks that maestro isn't hee [13:38] kirby\|Wii\|TP: here [13:38] krusch betritt #n. [13:38] kirby\|Wii\|TP: I was kidnapped and thrown in a really tight steel box [13:38] kirby\|Wii\|TP: With only tiny holes for air. [13:38] kirby\|Wii\|TP: Then Minda got thrown in the same cage or something [13:39] kirby\|Wii\|TP: And her 'breasts' were squidging on my shoulders because the cage was so tight. [13:39] kirby\|Wii\|TP: I had to imagine them there... [13:39] Rape_Juice: xD [13:40] kirby\|Wii\|TP: So then she got overwhelmed and started ripping off my clothes [13:40] Base: OMG [13:40] Base: ... [13:40] Base: Eww. [13:40] Base: Midna? [13:40] Rape_Juice: I want to have dreams like you have. [13:40] Base: The little elf that rides you as a wolf? [13:40] kirby\|Wii\|TP: And she slipped her vagina over my now-stiff penis. [13:40] Base: Oh god. [13:41] * Solarion verlÃ¤sst den IRC-Channel (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.9/2006120612]). [13:41] Rape_Juice: WHEEEEE! [13:41] kirby\|Wii\|TP: and our arms were around each other, we were both sweating, and with our eyes relaxingly closed. [13:41] kirby\|Wii\|TP: For 3 hours. [13:41] Rape_Juice: oO [13:42] Rape_Juice: DAMN! [13:42] Rape_Juice: Why don't I dream about stuff like this? [13:42] kirby\|Wii\|TP: But then wolf-Link came along and charged into the box. [13:42] kirby\|Wii\|TP: The box broke open and wolf-Link saw us. [13:43] kirby\|Wii\|TP: We were on the ground, but we didn't notice for about 10 seconds. [13:43] kirby\|Wii\|TP: Then we started noticing the breeze. [13:43] kirby\|Wii\|TP: We both slowly looked round at wolf-Link. [13:43] Rape_Juice: I had a dream about TP last night. [13:44] kirby\|Wii\|TP: and Midna was like o.o [13:44] Rape_Juice: The only coll thing was that I had 4 Bomb bags. [13:44] kirby\|Wii\|TP: And wolf-Link was like O_O [13:44] Rape_Juice: Hehe. [13:44] kirby\|Wii\|TP: So she slowly unwrapped herself from me, and removed her vagina from my penis. [13:45] Base: .. [13:45] Base: ...* [13:45] Rape_Juice: This arouses me. [13:45] kirby\|Wii\|TP: Which was dripping with thick, sticky, 'juice'. [13:45] kirby\|Wii\|TP: And she went off with wolf_link slowly. [13:45] kirby\|Wii\|TP: The End. [13:45] kirby\|Wii\|TP: [closes the book] [13:45] KinGAleX: Ahahahaha. [13:45] KinGAleX: Ahahahahahahahahaha. [13:45] Rape_Juice: Whoa. [13:46] KinGAleX: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. [13:46] Base: Oo [13:46] Base: That is just gross. [13:46] kirby\|Wii\|TP: Now kiddies, which story would you like to hear next? [13:46] Base: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [13:46] kirby\|Wii\|TP: [kids are crying] [13:46] KinGAleX: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [13:46] Rape_Juice: LOL [13:46] KinGAleX: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [13:46] KinGAleX: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [13:48] Base: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [13:48] Base: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#2428 1.75/5 ChaosWolf` 2011-09-11	[13:58:39] <Tunc> âœˆ â–Œâ–Œ / Â¦Ò‰â–Œâ–Œ / â–„ â–Œ / â–„âœˆâ–Œ / â–„ Â¦Ò‰â–Œ / â–„ â–„
#1023 1.70/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-01-04	<Snuggletummy> I hope some guy fucking rapes you. <Alphy> But those are sluts <Axonn> Hm. <rn> ST, you asked for it. <Pixon> ... * rn_ (runningpro@4C60BBE3.FB3120BE.A22029E5.IP) has joined #n * rn_ grabs a random sex toy from the desk, and drags Snuggletummy out back * rn_ shouts "SURPRISE BUTTSEX TIME". A scream can be heard from outside, then sobbing, then silence. * rn_ returns a few minutes later with a brown-colored dildo in hand, following by Snuggletummy with blood dripping from his rear end.... * rn_ has raped Snuggletummy 1 time * rn_ (runningpro@4C60BBE3.FB3120BE.A22029E5.IP) has left #n <rn> mIRC scripts ftw * Yanni sets mode: +b !rngod@.ning.hell.net rn was kicked by Yanni (Yanni) I hope this stays here, so he is banned forever. Please.
#350 1.64/5 ChaosWolf` 2007-10-15	[21:25:04] <ChaosWolf> OH! I wonder where Yahoozy is. [21:25:23] <ChaosWolf> He said that I was torrenting 500 images of Furry Hentai [21:25:38] * Yahoozy (Yahoozy@private-3132B40E.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [21:25:38] <Blizzard> Um...ew. [21:25:39] * KinGAleX sets mode: +v Yahoozy [21:25:51] <Blizzard> Hahahahahahaha! [21:25:52] <Skyline> Oh, well there he is. [21:25:56] <ChaosWolf> Well, speak of the Devil
#618 1.62/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-04-24	[18:48:48] <Animator> I would, but I'm busy making THE MOTHALOAD. [18:48:59] <ChaosWolf> Your mom is the motherload [18:49:18] <Animator> Yeah, she has a hell of a rack. [18:49:21] <Animator> ... [18:49:41] <ChaosWolf> Erm.. [18:49:43] <Animator> Did I just say that? [18:49:45] <ChaosWolf> Yes [18:49:51] <Animator> Um. Akwaaaaaaard. [18:50:01] <Animator> Let's just forget that...
#2532 1.57/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-02-10	[00:50:53] <Snuggletummy> It's hilariously terrible, and terribly hilarious. [00:51:12] <Snuggletummy> It's Hilterriblous.
#2615 1.50/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-08-26	[15:30:56] <&xwdOnPhone> Who uploads porn and creationist videos to the same site? [15:31:55] <@GamingWolf> Conservatives.
#996 1.44/5 ChaosWolf` 2008-12-14	[21:04:03] <Snuggletummy> http://i36.tinypic.com/2zog1nl.jpg [21:04:13] * Snuggletummy is now known as ST\|Tron [21:04:25] <Techno> Shit, thought that image was supposed to fix my problem [21:04:32] <Techno> >:[ [21:04:37] <ST\|Tron> Ahahaha. (The image is a bunch of Catgirls... just as a warning)
#2546 1.40/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-02-25	[17:30:39] <kuri> my IQ is like a million
#444 1.33/5 ChaosWolf` 2007-12-28	[00:19:59] * fractap was kicked by LF (GET OUT OF MY CHANNEL Ejector seat button) **Note, Watch a David Hasslehoff song first..you might get it.
#1129 1.00/5 ChaosWolf` 2009-03-08	[19:49:21] <ChaosWolf> Hey, did you know that if you type your password in here, it appears as asterisks? [19:49:32] <ChaosWolf> I saw what you just typed as ******. [19:49:35] <Izzy> Yeah [19:49:38] <Leaff> really? wow [19:49:39] <@lord_day> ****** [19:49:39] <@lord_day> O_O [19:49:40] <isaacx> really? [19:49:43] <Izzy> ** [19:49:47] <gloomp> Yeah. [19:49:50] <Leaff> 987654321 [19:49:53] <isaacx> 465048 [19:50:00] <@lord_day> Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [19:50:05] <Leaff> Oh, wait. [19:50:06] <gloomp> Yaaaaay! [19:50:06] <ChaosWolf> Huh, I saw that as ** [19:50:09] <Hooha> HAHAHAHAHA [19:50:11] <Leaff> Not my password. [19:50:17] <southpaw> 8675309 [19:50:19] <Leaff> ***** [19:50:20] <Donfuy> O.O [19:50:21] <Izzy> What's funny? [19:50:27] <isaacx> actual asterisks [19:50:31] <isaacx> **** [19:50:32] * isaacx (63e18251@wpe-B9289EEA.mibbit.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Gforce))
#2612 1.00/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-08-16	[05:26:55] <CF> So my dog farted out a nice heap of candy wrappers.
#2613 0.78/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-08-17	[22:54:26] * Bas3 secretly enjoys pissing uuni off. [22:54:44] <Bas3> I can see him, his tubby spoiled ass screaming at his cpu and jamming away at his keyboard. [22:54:55] <Bas3> I'm not 11!!! [22:55:09] <Bas3> I'm not an incestual mistake! Wah, I'm not a bitch, or a loser. [22:55:16] <Bas3> When in reality he is all of those.
#2665 0.50/5 ChaosWolf` 2012-11-16	[19:27:59] <&gloomp> [20:28:58] <Uuni> 82=64 [19:28:00] <&gloomp> [20:28:58] <Uuni> 82=64 [19:28:01] <&gloomp> [20:28:58] <Uuni> 82=64 [19:28:02] <&gloomp> [20:28:58] <Uuni> 82=64