It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1776
4.00/5
ChaoStar
2010-03-31
<palemoon> the boat accelerates to an astonishing 15 milers per hour, the front bucking wildly! "FUCK THE POLICE!" Spongebob yells, accelerating his speed demon of a boat off a local bank of coral, rotating the vehicle 5 times before exploding in a magnificent fireball.
#1536
3.27/5
ChaoStar
2009-09-23
<Emmy> No.
<Emmy> but it also has some other good music.
<Emmy> incinerate his penis
<Emmy> O_o
<Emmy> wrong channel.
<RandomDigits> ...
<Leaff> ...
<palemoon> oh you kids
#1533
2.80/5
ChaoStar
2009-09-19
-->| pikman (pikman_d@BF6F0C2.C2C5C0CD.77BD1F6E.IP) has joined #CL
<Emmy|ShipCat> WOuld you like to make 5000$?
|<-- pikman has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Leaving)
<sidke> I guess he didn't.
#1549
0.31/5
ChaoStar
2009-10-04
<Emmy> IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
<PALEMOON> A LOT OF MONEY
<Emmy> CreateLaserA(0, GetX, GetY, 300, 20, YELLOW01,0);
<PALEMOON> A LOT OF DESATSER
<Emmy> FIRE THE LAZER!!!!
<Emmy> CreateLaserA(0, GetX, GetY, 300, 20, YELLOW01,0);
<Emmy> SetLaserDataA(0, 0, 0, 2, 0, 0, 0);
<Emmy> SetShotKillTime(0, 90);
<Emmy> ascent(i in 0..30){
<Emmy> ascent(j in 0..20){
<Emmy> CreateShotA(1, 0, 0, 10);
<Emmy> SetShotDataA(1, 0, 0, 90, 0, 0.1, 3, YELLOW11);
<Emmy> AddShot(i*3, 0, 1, j*15);
<Emmy> }
<Emmy> }
<Emmy> FireShot(0);
<Emmy> BOOM
<Emmy> YOU'VE BEEN LAZERED
<Jack> ARGH
<gloomp> THE EARTH IS A PLANET WITH THE MOST NUMBER OF PEOPLE AND WHAT
#1554
0.07/5
ChaoStar
2009-10-09
=-= Mode #moa +Q by KNIGHT
<KNIGHT_2> A MAGIC SHIELD
<KNIGHT_2> WELL PLAYED
<KNIGHT> PREPARE
<KNIGHT> FOR MAXIMUM
<KNIGHT> OVERLOAD
<KNIGHT_2> OVERLOAD~
* KNIGHT attacks DRAGON with harsh bass
* KNIGHT_2 attacks DRAGON with sexy synthwork.
* DRAGON unplugs sound equipment
* KNIGHT_2 cries.
<KNIGHT> FFFFF
<KNIGHT_2> RETREAT!
* KNIGHT plugs in a separate power supply
* DRAGON MELTS FACES