It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #265 4.36/5 Blizzard 2007-07-22 |
<thecalcgenius> Where is Dave? <thecalcgenius> He hasn't been on in a while. <Dylan> Dave is Where Dave IS -->| Eiskis (eiskis@private-231FD895.satp.customers.dnainternet.fi) has joined #N <maestro> You're not Dave. * thecalcgenius glares at the not-Dave. <Blizzard> Eiskis, what the crap. <Blizzard> We don't need a non-dave right now. <Eiskis> oh <--| Eiskis has left #N (Poispois - http://eiskis.net/) <thecalcgenius> Well, that was easy. <maestro> That's right. -->| Eiskis (eiskis@private-231FD895.satp.customers.dnainternet.fi) has joined #N =-= Mode #n +v Eiskis by KinGAleX =-= Eiskis is now known as Dave =-= Dave was booted from #N by YOU (Death to the fake-dave!) <thecalcgenius> Death! -->| Eiskis (eiskis@private-231FD895.satp.customers.dnainternet.fi) has joined #N =-= Eiskis was booted from #N by YOU (DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE) ... <Blizzard> ...Wait. Did I just send him out on his own into the interblag? <Blizzard> What have I done? He won't survive out there! <maestro> Without a jacket! <Blizzard> Eiskis, come back! Don't leaaavveee us! -->| Secker (Sucker@private-47B61010.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #N <Blizzard> YOU'RE NOT EISKIS ;_; |
| #586 4.15/5 Blizzard 2008-04-01 |
<blue_tetris> Remember that guy who used to say "Dude, you're getting a Dell?" <scythe333> Yeah. <blue_tetris> Do you know what happened to him? <scythe333> No, what? <blue_tetris> He got arrested for trafficking weed. <blue_tetris> Pounds of it. <scythe333> HAhahahahahaha. <scythe333> Amazing. <blue_tetris> ...And they say marijuana is a Gateway drug. <blue_tetris> BU DUHN CH!!! |
| #660 3.92/5 Blizzard 2008-05-22 |
<Impulse> Fuck you, kkstrong. <kkstrong> Ya See, Impusle is silver. <Impulse> No, seriously. <Impulse> Fuck you. <kkstrong> Yahoozy is golden. <Impulse> FUCK YOU, KKSTRONG! <kkstrong> Impulse have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? <kkstrong> the moral is that the listeners dont believe what is told to them repeatedly. <Blizzard> I've heard the story of the boy who cried 'fuck you, kkstrong'. |
| #351 3.71/5 Blizzard 2007-10-17 |
<Kabloxy> o_O-o-o_Oo_OO_O_o_O-o_o_Oo_o_O_O_O(_o_o_o_O_O=I-)ui(Y90UZS_du-ae890ytw34iouth3tjkerio <Kabloxy> Um. Hi. <uber_haxor> AHH <uber_haxor> KABLOXY IS EXPLODING ;_; <Blizzard> Kabloxy, i'm putting that line into a text-to-speech program. <Kabloxy> Ah, nice. <Blizzard> Holy crap. It sounds like Microsoft Sam is getting some. <Kabloxy> Ahahahahahahaha. <Blizzard> I swear, you're the ONLY person who can 'effing do that, Kablizzy. <Kabloxy> What, pleasure Microsoft Sam? <Blizzard> Yeah. I mean, damn. <Kabloxy> o_O |
| #264 3.67/5 Blizzard 2007-07-22 |
smort (smort@private-398B5EF.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #N <smort> HOLY SHIT <smort> WHAT I MISS <Blizzard> Language Class, apparently. |
| #209 3.56/5 Blizzard 2007-06-05 |
<Atilla> Why is it that everytime I leave, the channel is filled with discussions of rape when I return? <Blizzard> Because it's fucking funny. |
| #237 3.50/5 Blizzard 2007-06-27 |
<blue_tetris> u_h, do you swear to type the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you N? |
| #154 3.33/5 Blizzard 2007-04-18 |
<Tsukatu> OMFG <Tsukatu> Go to http://maps.google.com <Tsukatu> Click on the "Get Directions" link. <Tsukatu> Type in "New York" as the starting destination and "London" as the end destination. <Tsukatu> And scroll down to direction #23. <Tsukatu> That is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. |
| #169 3.11/5 Blizzard 2007-04-29 |
<Blizzard> Asheron's Call and Maple Story are the only ones with coded in-game marriages that I can name off the top of my head. <Atilla> I mean, sure, it's not an in-game marriage to the extent that the game engine doesn't acknowledge it, but still... <ChaosWolf> And yet, MP is married on Maple Story <Atilla> Fable allowed gay marriage, though it isn't an MMO. <ChaosWolf> Fable is fun <ChaosWolf> I killed all 11 of my wives |
| #365 3.11/5 Blizzard 2007-11-05 |
<Danni> Yas. <Danni> Finished studying for tast. <Blizzard> I hope it's not an english test. |
| #248 2.80/5 Blizzard 2007-07-12 |
<Blizzard> These bot thread titles are getting weirder. <Blizzard> One of them contained the words "spear vagina" in the topic title. <Blizzard> ...I wonder if they sell +3 Vagina Throwing Spears. |
| #109 2.75/5 Blizzard 2007-03-16 |
<spect> Who the fuck elected blue_tetris as our president?! |
| #507 2.70/5 Blizzard 2008-02-08 |
<Danni> Neopets is a family game, and I've had an account for a long time, and I see no reason why I should quit. <Ensei> Man, I haven't touched my account since... <Ensei> 3 years ago. <Blizzard> I think it's been a bit longer than that for me. <Blizzard> It's a good thing those things don't get hungry, like tamagachis or whatever they are. Mine would be dead. 51 times. <Ensei> They do get hungry. <Blizzard> While you're offline? <Ensei> Yeah...? <Blizzard> Oh. Huh. <Blizzard> I guess mine's dead then. <Blizzard> 51 times. |
| #605 2.70/5 Blizzard 2008-04-13 |
<Blizzard> Perfect timing, anyway. I need an opinion on a video of mine and no one seems to be around. <Isaac> Alright. <Isaac> Lick me up. <Isaac> Link** <Isaac> Friggin goddamnit. |
| #538 2.67/5 Blizzard 2008-02-26 |
<Mr_Gullible0> 0000 0000 0000 0001 <Blizzard> What is that? Miyamoto's friend code? |
| #630 2.67/5 Blizzard 2008-05-03 |
<YongX> What's with people's English? <YongX> Now adays? <YongX> "I want level" <Blizzard> People get too used to chatspeak. <Blizzard> And it just degrades them as a person. <Blizzard> Kinda like drugs. |
| #401 2.50/5 Blizzard 2007-12-12 |
[Shard has left the room] TheChu: I wonder why people always start beating themselves up after I say stop being stupid people TheChu: "Stop being stupid" "OKAY I'M HOPELESS FOREVER GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD" |
| #140 2.40/5 Blizzard 2007-04-10 |
<CF> OMG U LIK PINGD <Atilla> I never ping. <Atilla> All know that only trees going in the land of ning go ping. <Atilla> And in the land of Nong, the cows go bong. <Atilla> But that's beside the point. |
| #356 2.11/5 Blizzard 2007-10-21 |
<blue_tetris> Everyone here who is my member! <blue_tetris> LISTEN UP!!! ... <Blizzard> I really hope no one in here is your member. |
| #307 2.08/5 Blizzard 2007-08-20 |
-->| Iluvpie (Iluvpie@private-65539824.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #maple-world <Am-Mapling-LikeThis> Hi! *Slap*. |<-- Iluvpie has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007072518]) <Blizzard> Way to go, Amlt. Just slap him right outta the server. |
| #582 1.73/5 Blizzard 2008-03-30 |
Lolketchup (rhymesnore@private-21034F34.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n <Lolketchup> The fuck was that? <Lolketchup> ... |<-- Lolketchup has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ) <Blizzard> The fuck was that? |
| #368 1.70/5 Blizzard 2007-11-09 |
<Majestyc> O HAI THAR! UR OBLIVIOUS! <Danni> ... <Danni> Cunt. <Danni> Faggotry. <Danni> Douchebag. <Danni> I vote you #1 to sell a police officer hash brownies. |
| #469 1.62/5 Blizzard 2008-01-16 |
<Mr_Gullible0> Oh yeah. A couple of guys at school are planning to move to Canada if Hillary gets elected. Anyone want a lift if need arises? <IsoDragn> I need a life =/ <IsoDragn> lift! <IsoDragn> NOT LIFE <IsoDragn> LIFT |
| #639 1.38/5 Blizzard 2008-05-05 |
<Yahoozy> Goddamn. <Yahoozy> 13,000 dead in China. <blue_tetris> Yeah, but they have a billion people. <Blizzard> Nonetheless, wow, what happened? <blue_tetris> That's less than one percent of one percent. <Yahoozy> A cyclone. <Yahoozy> That's still a lot of people. <Skyline> It killed 13,000 people? Damn. <mintnut> that's like, a whole N community |