It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
This is the archive of the #N IRC Quotes Repository.
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|kkstrong> Universezero is by far the best singer of the bunch
<ukw> and then ban universezero along with a black cock reference
|<Guiseppi> You should put a big orange ball on your house so airplanes know not to fly there.
<Guiseppi> Like they do with power lines.
<~KinGAleX> Haha we don't get those here, Guis.
* kkstrong0 is now known as kkstrong
<Guiseppi> I kinda figured you didn't.
<Guiseppi> But it works charms.
<Blackson> Yeah it really does.
<Guiseppi> We had one on our house. We never got hit by an airplane.
|<Cuckoo> Why the fuck isn't prism working on this computer
<incluye> Not enough light.
|<inne> Does this whenever I have everyone everyone.
<~noeloomp> you can get inne to say things if you don't capitalize her
<inne> Capitalize and punctuate here because you don't get to you if you capitalize.
|<skyline> HEY BLACKSON NO HOMO, WANNA GO SEE THE NOTEBOOK WITH ME
<@gloomp> Pretty sure Aidiera is wrong and stupid, but I haven't actually seen the movie yet so I can't confirm.
<Blackson> WANNA GO CAMPING SKYLINE?
<skyline> NO HOMO, DUDE, NO HOMO
<lenin> hey blackson no homo, wanna think of karl
|<~AlliedEnvy> I think she's stealing wifi from someone in your area, victim.
<victim> She is?
<victim> That joke would be funny if I knew what wifi was.
|<@Skyline> I'm a hopelessly romantic human being
<@Skyline> I have zero ounces of common sense and twelve grams of marijuana
|<Blackson> Oh man, where is Vyacheslav.
<Blackson> Jets just missed a game-winner and he's not here.
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<Snuggletummy> The fuck?
<Snuggletummy> Blackson. http://www.moddb.com/games/minecraft/addons/mattb1023s-crowbar-for-sword-skin
<Blackson> What the shit?
<Blackson> ...Hey Vyacheslav, you see the miss? O.o
|[23:11] <Blackson> Can you get to my show?
[23:11] <LittleViking> I'm on the page, but it's off air.
[23:13] <Blackson> Getting you a ss of my player.
[23:14] <Blackson> http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa232/blackson1/asdfaasdfasdf.png
[23:14] <LittleViking> I thought that was a really poorly typed "Get your ass off my player" at first.
[23:14] <Blackson> Hahahaha.
|<@Skyline> My sister is blasting really annoying music from her room. <_>
<&gloomp> You should blast a half-hour clip of a French person speaking!
|<&LittleViking> Does anyone go on Vent anymore? I haven't been there lately, but it's always empty when I check.
<Donfuz> I go there when my parents aren't around. But that's just me.
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<Donfuz> Oh, the regular guy around Vent now is Tunco.
<@Tsukatu> For one thing, I have to give the window focus and have my mouse within the window in order for my PTT key to work.
<Donfuz> That's horrible.
<Blackson> That pretty much makes the PTT key useless.
<@Tsukatu> Oh, if it's not used much, we might consider changing to, like, TeamSpeak... >_>
<Bio> 8ball: Erap Lanimilbus
<Bio> The Magick Eight Ball says: "Hmmm, that's a tough question... Yeah."
<Blackson> There might as well be a button you have to click to talk.
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<Blackson> LV: I always find it empty too, which makes me not get on.
<@Tsukatu> Y'know, it's free from this 8-user restriction nonsense, it works in Linux...
<@Tsukatu> In fact, I'm gonna go mess around with TeamSpeak now.
<@Tsukatu> Yeah, that too.
<@Tsukatu> See, there are plenty of reasons.
|<EdoI> does b_t make maps anymore?
<Vyacheslav> She just had an abortion
|<krusch> To be honest, this collab for me was like bad sex with a hot girl.
* Festive_Blackson thinks for a while...
|[23:18] <@PALEMOON> holy FUCK i am insane with anger
[23:18] <~sidke> D:
[23:18] <@PALEMOON> just kidding i am a pretty laid back guy
|<skyline> i went here once
|<Lex> Whee! I just won a rhino on ebay!
<Polymorph> How are you going to raise a rhino?
<Brttrx> I'd use a crane
|<southpaw> Initially, laying in bed for the first time with another human being who you find sexually attractive inevitably leads to spooning.
<southpaw> And after minutes, hours, days, months or possibly even years of spooning, that will lead to forking.
<Blackson> And then forking.
<Blackson> AWW WHAT
<~blue_tetris> And then, eventually, knifing.
<southpaw> And after days, weeks, months, years or even decades, you'll be knifing each other.
<Blackson> Man, #n is all over you southpaw.
<southpaw> Vying for what little assets you both have.
<@GamingWolf> Um... I hope that's butter knifing first and then steak knifing.
<~blue_tetris> Sometimes spooning only leads to ladling and carrot peelering.
<Ckuri_Stk> i'm not getting any of this
<RandomDigits> heh, good
<~blue_tetris> You'll understand when you're older.
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<Ckuri_Stk> 100th map! http://www.nmaps.net/209510
* ~blue_tetris gets the gravy boat.
<@GamingWolf> Mmm... look at that cranberry sauce.
<RandomDigits> I would think you'd made more
* ~blue_tetris spoons out some succotash.
<@GamingWolf> Good point... she looks like she made it in can form.
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<Inspired> Good Morning.
<@GamingWolf> Good Time Zoning.
<Blackson> Wait, kuri
<Blackson> Do you not know what spooning is?
<Ckuri_Stk> like when people hug?
<Inspired> That's what spooning is?
<@GamingWolf> The question is does it automatically imply the lack of clothes.
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<Inspired> spoon, you liar
<Blackson> hugging, facing the opposite direction, laying down?
<Inspired> Hang on, how am I seeing this conversation if I have no internet connection?
<Blackson> So what isn't there to understand?
<Ckuri_Stk> the butter knife part
<~blue_tetris> Forking sounds like "fucking".
<~blue_tetris> So it's a pun.
<~blue_tetris> And knifing is how you murder someone.
<~blue_tetris> So spooning (newly met lady friend), forking (intimate lovers), knifing (married couple).
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<~blue_tetris> The joke is now unfunny and destroyed, and you are a cunt.
|<@skyline> I'm going to go out to dinner now
<inne> Out whenever fit,.
<nevada> bye dinner
<inne> Dr lee's sat came the first two are checked.
<@skyline> I'll take a picture of my food
<nevada> please do
<@skyline> and show it to you afterwards
<nevada> is it penis
|<Base> I have church in the morning.
<kkstrong> I'm trying to run N, and McAfee Security suite at the same time...
<Base> I don't actually believe what they say, it's just nice to meet people who are nice and partially retarded.
|<~blue_tetris> Status is nothing, Blackson.
<Blackson> I'm just wondering.
<~blue_tetris> Wondering is idle mindtime.
<Blackson> Not really.
<Blackson> How about curious?
<&LittleViking> Pondering is mindful idletime.
<Blackson> IM FUCKING PONDERING NOW.
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[23:28] <&Blackson> The toaster is a lie.
[23:29] <&Blackson> The toaster doesn't exist.
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|<kuri> i want to go to harvard!!!
<Rozer4> Is that in America?
<Blackson> Why do you want to go to Harvard?
<Rozer4> I assume so
<Blackson> Yes, Rozer. It's in Cambridge, right across from Boston.
<kuri> royalholloway looks cool
<Rozer4> Cambridge is a uni here.
<Blackson> A good one.
<Rozer4> Yes, thats it
<kuri> uh because harvard is the oldest and most prestidigious school in america!
|<mib_ujqhag> so. This is the collab channel?
<Blackson> the name is to make you think so
<Radium> this is alcoholics anonymous
<Radium> please state your issue
<mib_ujqhag> I'm a dumbass.
|<&LittleViking> It's always firestorm season in California. That's out state motto. It's on the official seal.|
|<&maestro> Sex, drugs, and Mare 'n' Raigan.|
|* kkstrong proceeds to get out dick
<Blackson> Is dick your brother?
<kkstrong> No, its my cock.
<Blackson> Your chicken?
|<sidke> Call him a jackass and then smear shit over his door.|
|[04:21] * sidke sets mode: +b blacks*!*@*
[04:22] <Blackson> That's racist...
[04:22] <~sidke> Man, I'm racist.
[04:22] #moa You are banned (#moa)
|<@Yahoozy> <Yahoozy> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome
<@Yahoozy> <Yahoozy> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookcase
|<Blackson> Jig, is it intentional that every time you speak it's the equivelant of a tower post?
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<@Tanner> Blackson, he has to save up his text and post it all at once.
<@Tanner> His internet is bad, don't you know?
<Blackson> Mine is probably worse.
<Yahoozy> WHY ISN'T TANNER ON VENT.
<Animator> Woah, what? Evil_Sire lives again at NUMA?
<Blackson> He's a reviewer.
<Animator> That guy is -determined-, Christ.
<Quote> To do what?
<Animator> To get in this community.
<Animator> He just doesn't give up.
<Quote> Do we want him?
<Animator> Oh wait, you're not that active in the forums.
<Animator> Are you?
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<Quote> Not at all.
<Quote> I have around 20 posts.
<Jig> I should hardly say it's the equivalent of a tower post. I mean, have you met Kablizzy? Anyway, I have started to type in this manner on IRC, because I feel it has given me this unique position in the community: That guy who talks way too much. And, I don't, really. Like, I'm not even in the top fifty IRC chatters, because I'm so rarely on. But, it's nice to know that when you press...
<Jig> ...enter, -everyone- has to look at the shit you said.
<Quote> Not if they have you ignored.
<Animator> Or they're doing something else.
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<Losttortuga> l8er doodz
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<Leaff> Wait what
|[17:13] <Torex> Damn.
[17:13] <Torex> I just got back from the convenience store.
[17:13] <GamingWolf> *inconvenience
[17:13] <Torex> When I got out of the store, it started raining.
[17:13] <Torex> Which sucks.
[17:13] <Torex> But.
[17:13] <GamingWolf> *raining acid
[17:13] <Torex> *bites cinnamon bun*
[17:14] <Torex> It was worth it.
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[17:15] <Blackson> GamingWolf, you're just a negative guy.
[17:15] <Torex> Nah, it was worse.
[17:15] <Torex> *raining blood
[17:15] <GamingWolf> *negative gynecologist
[17:15] * southpawPOWPOW is now known as southpaw
[17:15] <GamingWolf> I go both ways
|<~blue_tetris> What evidence is associated with a corpse, roughly 48 hours old, of a person who died of electrocution.
<~blue_tetris> Where there are no burn marks on the skin.
<kkstrong> Irregular heart beat
<Yahoozy> Sea monster!
<Yahoozy> Yeah. I'm not making a map.
<Blackson> Terrortwilight = ?
<Blackson> ...I should have clicked the link before I asked that.
|<Turtledove> Kwanzaaline, rape is illegal where I come from
<BrttrxTheMisfitToy> But its fun everywhere ;D
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<@ST|AoC> Hello AF.
<Yahoozy> Hello AF.
<Cerberus> Hello AF
<Yahoozy> YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD
<Yahoozy> YOU ASSHOLE
<Yahoozy> YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
<Blackson> Hello A
<Yahoozy> OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYY
<AF> Fuck you, Cerberus.
<AF> Fuck you.
<AF> And Blackson.
<AF> Man, I'm fucking leaving.
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<Yahoozy> Yeah. Fuck you, kkstrong.
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|<Blackson> maestro we need to find some chicks that can handle us
<Blackson> Nobody can handle us
<&maestro> Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
<Blackson> Sure will
<Pawz> Blackson, I know of someone who can handle you.
<Pawz> His names Becky and he lives on the upside of Chicago.
|[23:23] <kai> did anyone else start watching the last king of scotland, thinking it was a comedy?|
|<Inspired`> Blackson, are you in a wheel-chair?
<Blackson> Not bound by one, no.
<Blackson> But I'm in one as we speak, yes.
<Inspired`> How did that happen?
<toasters> what happened?
<Blackson> So one day my parents wanted to go to an auction and they dragged me along (live in a real rural part of the country).
<Blackson> A wheelchair went up and one person bid 10 bucks and got it.
<Blackson> Got mad at my parents because they didn't buy it for me.
<Blackson> Think about it, all the shit you could do with a wheelchair?
<toasters> sit and wheel
<palemoon> bang chicks
<Blackson> So anyways, sister finds one at goodwill and gets it for me for christmas.
<toasters> sit and bang wheels
<Blackson> So yeah
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<Blackson> Used it to go down the hill in the snow, stays in the basement.
<Blackson> Pretty awesome present
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<Inspired`> So you aren't in it
<Inspired`> That's good.
<Blackson> But yeah.
<Blackson> A cupholder is needed.
<Blackson> Maybe an AC, it's got a pretty sturdy back.
<Blackson> I could fit a generator to run the AC up under the seat.
<Blackson> A gasonline powered one.
<Blackson> Then get a roof like on one of those tractors that cut hay.
<Blackson> Is anyone else imagining this?
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<POTPIE> one of my map numbers is 199555
<POTPIE> the map immediately after that is 199888
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<Skyline> Blackson, you're in a wheelchair?
<Skyline> Oh. I should look up/
<Blackson> See above.
<Skyline> lols man
<Blackson> Scrivener, I ruptured my spleen playing tetherball.
<Blackson> Ball hit me and I fell in an awkward way.
<Skyline> wait really?
<scrivener> ... i guess that's more believable than ass cancer
|* ChaoStar is away~
<&noeloomp> ChaoStar sure does love him his tildes.
|<lamp> what day is nappy headed day?
<Turtle> Every day!
|[21:53] <Vyacheslav> Hey Hannah: FUCK OFF AND DIE|
|<Blackson> I'm expecting a no, but collab?
<Blackson> I'm bored out of my mind right now.
<Blackson> Oh cool.
<Yahoozy> Let me just go get my collaboration shirt.
No such nick/channel
|@Snuggletummy> I'm going to try to type as fast as possible, to expect some mistakes.
<@Snuggletummy> Hello my name is dusting.
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* You were kicked by LittleViking (12 hours or so)
|[17:49] <@CF> Why's there a penis in the topic+
[17:50] <@CF> ?
[17:51] <@CF> Meh, I don't care. I'll just leave it there
|<+lord_day> Oby, he is working.
<+Obylisk> Playing and working go hand in hand
<Evil_Bob> though only when they are gay
|<Skyline> Blackson is a horrible reviewer.
<Skyline> I wish we would stop hiring eleven year olds and people who have D's in English class.
<Skyline> Also ones with no imagination.
|<Blackson>    
<peking> oh. god.
<Blackson>  ?
<peking>   
<peking>   !
<Blackson>     D:
<Blackson>  ....
<Blackson> ? ? !!!
<peking>      8=========D
* Blackson    
<peking> o|< <---------
<Blackson> ...Wanna play minecraft?
|<skyline> how come you don't like interesting music
<Blackson> That is interesting!
<skyline> how come you don't like radiohead
|<Jesus> * Jesus: you're not channel operator|
|<Blackson> !8ball does kkstrong have a penis?
<&RavenBot> Blackson , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Without a doubt
<Blackson> !8ball Do I have a penis?
<&RavenBot> Blackson , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Ask again later
<@kkstrong> Damn straight
<Blackson> !8ball Do I have a penis?
<&RavenBot> Blackson , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: OH MY GOD YES!!!
<Blackson> Damn straight
|<Blackson> Maybe 3
<incluye> They're all terrible.
<gloomp> Yeah, man. Don't bother.
<Blackson> You assholes.
|<Blackson> There should be a greeting->answer generator.
<Blackson> But when you go overboard, it'll give you some dick comment.
<Blackson> Shut the fuck up.
<Blackson> Anyone up to code that?
<kkstrong> A greeting answer generator?
<mintnut> why not make a conversation code
<mintnut> and none of us need be here
<mintnut> it'd be great!
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<AUTOCONVERSATIONnut> I'm sorry, ChefPyro^2 is not a phrase I recognise
<lord_day> Is that really a bot? O_o
|<Blackson> Jesus, lets be friends and have malicious sex|
|<Blackson> Oh hell yes.
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<Vyacheslav> Blackson, http://i51.tinypic.com/2eyxkxl.png
<Blackson> Is my response, Vyacheslav.
<Vyacheslav> Ahahaha what
|<Blackson> I saw 2^power
<Blackson> Not sqrt(2)
<jasdanu> now i see whats going on
<Blackson> But yeah, just take the cross derivative and divide by the multiplicative acceleration.
<script> but the integral is undetermined, so your cross derivative might be unstable. do you have a way to prove that it's eigenvalue remains unchanged?
<script> sorry *its
<Blackson> Yeah. Graphing the function shows that it asymptotes as time approaches infinity. This stability ensures that the cross derivative is indeed indicative of the waning curl. Another way to check this is to just take the determinant of the second integral of its position.
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<script> pfft. now I feel stupid. My calculator unfortunately doesn't have a CAS with support for deconstructive geometries, so I can't confirm that. Jasdanu? do you buy his claim?
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<jasdanu> hang on.
<jasdanu> i havnt done this shit in a year.
<jasdanu> so break it down
<jasdanu> the cross derivative of sqroot of 2
<jasdanu> divided by its multiplicitive acceleration
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<script> no no no!
<script> the cross derivative of sqrt 2 is just the cross derivative of a constant function
<script> and therefore can take any value where the function equals itself, and in this case is just sqrt 2.
<Blackson> Because it is a non integer, the descibed relationship is infact homogeneous
<jasdanu> From what I remember
<jasdanu> that seems to be true
<script> the function we're talking about is the generalization of the limit of the difference of the series of x (the argument) raised to integer powers minus the floor or ceiling
<script> well, okay, the absolute value but we all knew that ;)
<jasdanu> other than that. i wnt be of much help. i dnt remember this at all
|[23:32] <sidke> SURPRISE BUTTSECHS (>-_(>O_o)>|
|<Doctor> what a dick
<remm> who is a dick?
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<Doctor> no i'm just joking
<Doctor> but i was referring to firetamer
<Doctor> because i'm collabing with him
<Snuggletummy> You're all a bunch of homos
|<kkstrong> I have never taken drugs, unless you count alcohol.
<Animator> As sponsor of the Say No to Drugs campaign, our fellow member kkstrong will explain the hazards of drugs.
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<Blackson> What a fucking bastard.