It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<@RandomDigits> do prosthetic legs get you hard?
<@RandomDigits> wait I misread that
<@RandomDigits> also why the fuck did I even ask that >_______<
|[7:42pm] Zilla: You know, Captain Obvious would probably be foiled by an autistic robber.|
|23:41 Vyacheslav: FDSIOGNSDG
23:41 Vyacheslav: FINAL CUT PRO REALLY LIVES UP TO THE "FINAL CUT" PART OF ITS NAME
23:41 Vyacheslav: CUT OFF THE LAST MINUTE
23:41 Vyacheslav: OF MY VIDEO
23:42 xwd: And deleted your project files.
23:42 xwd: This truly is the "final cut" of your video, unless you'd care to start again from the beginning.
|<+Xenorax> GOD DAMNIT
<+Xenorax> I don't understand my parents.
<+Xenorax> I mean, I fucking swear to god.
<+Xenorax> My little brother spilled some nachos on the couch after they told him not to go downstairs.
<Uunniversary> GOD DAMMMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+Xenorax> He goes downstairs, spills them, and suddenly it's MY GODDAMNED FAULT.
<+Xenorax> Uuni, I swear to god, please go fucking die.
<+Xenorax> I hate you so goddamned much
|<&GamingWolf> The most recent update on this game is Hammer Time
<&GamingWolf> No wonder it stopped.
|<&oeuvre> my sister got in a fight with him the other day she apologized even though she didn't do much wrong
<~Bio> oh? :o
<&oeuvre> let's see what happens tomorrow.
<%Xenorax> So, is your sister cute?
|Universezero: 'A cervix is a type of aperture. Occationally, you need to tweak it, but most people who do die of eternal boredom.'|
|<@otters> people are really stupid
<@otters> god damn it
<@otters> I can't believe I got sucked into the Macs vs PCs debate AGAIN
<Bio> which side were you on?
<Bio> or were you a neutral party who actually knows both of the OSs?
<@otters> I'm a neutral party, but that's indistinguishable to people who only use Windows
»» Bio nods, knows that feel
<@otters> yeah, cause they were coming out with gems like "Nobody uses Linux for anything"
<@otters> and at that point I realized
<@otters> there are more productive things to do with my time
<@otters> like shooting myself in the head repeatedly
|<&oeuvre> have you folks seen the new mac pro
<&oeuvre> kinda looks like a nigger R2D2
|<Donfuy> I should search pirarrÃ£ on youtube.
<Donfuy> After I finish shitting.
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|[7:55pm] * Bio wonders if he can get credit for Canada
[7:55pm] Vyacheslav: ITS A POWER PLAY GOAL!
[7:56pm] SlappyMcGee joined the chat room.
[7:56pm] Bio: Hey everyone, I founded Canada.
|4:43pm] Bio: http://bash.org/?1730
[4:43pm] Bio: Wahahaha.
[4:43pm] Bio: Torex, wanna go camping with me?
[4:43pm] Torex: FUCK YAH
[4:43pm] Riobe: Ahaha
[4:44pm] â€¢ Bio prepares camping supplies.
[4:44pm] â€¢ Torex gets condoms.
[4:44pm] â€¢ Torex gets anal lube.
[4:44pm] Bio: Canteens, check. Canned corn, check. Fishing rods, check. Lube, check. Vodka, check. Beer, check. Condoms, check. Tents, check. Charcola, check.
<Aaron> JESUS BIO
<Aaron> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
<Emmy> 'tis a duck!
* Bio is laughing so fucking hard right now
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â€¢ gloomp breaks things
â€¢ Bio runs off to his room and cries into pillow
|<Bio> I suggested that Communist should write a porno.
<Bio> He said maybe.
<ganteka> I haven't beaten it... but w/e
<Bio> It was conceptual.
* You are now known as EMO
<Life247> Well, it conceptually wasn't good.
* You are now known as Bio
<Bio> Fine. You win.
* Izzy sets ban on emo*!*@*
<Bio> Also Izzy, I gave the map a 5/5.
<Bio> And speedran it. -650.
<Bio> 643 frames of awesome.