It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #434 4.41/5 Atilla 2007-12-27 |
<%Atilla> You know who else drank beer? Hitler. <&blue_tetris> I bet He didn't. <&blue_tetris> *he <&blue_tetris> ... <%Atilla> ... <&blue_tetris> ... <+Gforce> ... |
| #831 4.33/5 Atilla 2008-09-17 |
<~blue_tetris> Oh, yeah. Dr. Watson is a wacky program. <~blue_tetris> It's something like the last line of defense. <@Atilla> Dr Watson is everywhere. <kkstrong> I get it often, but it never really does anything bad to me, so i leave it be. <~blue_tetris> I saw it during the days preceding my last computer's crash. <@Atilla> Like, whenever something crashes, Dr Watson is there. <@Atilla> COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. <BlckNWhte> Really? My old Comp crashes and I never saw that.... <xdude> So, is Dr. Watson good, or bad? <~blue_tetris> Who had the opportunity, in each instance, to have feigned the cause of death, Atilla? <~blue_tetris> Why, none other than the physician himself. <@Atilla> ...And so wasn't it YOU, Dr. Watson, who killed Internet Explorer in the stack with the corrupted pointer? |
| #435 4.27/5 Atilla 2007-12-27 |
<&blue_tetris> STUPID GAME> <+Max_Ride> why'd you leave? <&blue_tetris> YOU GUYS MADE GAME STUPID <&blue_tetris> I REFUSE PLAY GAME <+kkstrong> your just drunk as you said... <&blue_tetris> Your mom is just a whore. <&blue_tetris> Also, you used the letter J. <+kkstrong> a picture of the letter J <&blue_tetris> You guys clearly don't know how to play the game. <&blue_tetris> ... <&blue_tetris> I rest my goddamn point. <+kkstrong> the word was jayway, do you expect me to draw a blue jay? <+kkstrong> *J-walk <&blue_tetris> If you can't draw the word, don't do it. <&blue_tetris> I don't expect shit. The rules say "don't use letters". <%Atilla> THE WORD WAS "BIRD" <%Atilla> DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRAW A BIRD INSTEAD OF JUST WRITING "BIRD"? <%Atilla> ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN? <%Atilla> Let's play "IRCsketch" instead, Dave. I'll draw first. <%Atilla> J <%Atilla> a <%Atilla> y <%Atilla> w <%Atilla> a <%Atilla> l <%Atilla> k <&blue_tetris> Jaywalk? <%Atilla> Yes! <%George> Bahahaha. <%Atilla> Amazing. <%George> 10 points to Dave! <&blue_tetris> The k really gave it away. |
| #150 4.26/5 Atilla 2007-04-15 |
<Atilla> Actually, these days I'm less worried about Big Brother watching everyone than I am about everyone watching Big Brother. |
| #496 4.25/5 Atilla 2008-02-03 |
<+pirate_ninja_jesus> Wait, is Brawl out? <+Alphy> Nah. <%Atilla> No. <+Alphy> Unless you live in Japan. <%Atilla> Unless you live in Japan. <%Atilla> *clone* <+Alphy> *clone* <+pirate_ninja_jesus> Haha, doubleclone. * +Alphy blinks. * Atilla blinks. |
| #141 3.93/5 Atilla 2007-04-11 |
Identity confusion: <thecalcgenius> Kabloxy, are you on twist3d's server? <Atilla> Yes. <SlappyMcGee> I was talking to the 'Blizz, thank you very much. |
| #635 3.88/5 Atilla 2008-05-05 |
[15:59] <~blue_tetris> Who is Impulse? [15:59] <~blue_tetris> Is he from the forums? [15:59] <+Impulse> I'm on the forums. [15:59] <+Impulse> I don't use the forum a lot, though. [15:59] <@Atilla> Impulse? I think he's Force divided by Time, though I could be wrong. [15:59] <~blue_tetris> What's your forum name? [15:59] <+Impulse> Same. [16:00] <~blue_tetris> Would Impulse be measured in N/s, Atz? [16:00] <@Atilla> I believe so. [16:01] <+Impulse> Don't measure me. [16:01] <@Atilla> Or kg m s^-3. [16:02] <~blue_tetris> Ahh. [16:02] <~blue_tetris> m/s^3 is called jerk. [16:02] <+Impulse> Am not. [16:03] <~blue_tetris> That is to say, the derivative of acceleration in respect to time. [16:03] <~blue_tetris> Jerk is how fast acceleration changes. [16:03] <+Impulse> I know. I'm just being stupid. [16:04] <~blue_tetris> And snap is how fast jerk changes. [16:04] <@Atilla> So, then, if Impulse is kg m/s^3, he's a massive jerk? [16:05] <+Impulse> Damn you, Atilla! [16:05] <~blue_tetris> Mm, yes. [16:05] <~blue_tetris> If he's to be measure in Mg m s^-3, then he's a mega jerk. [16:05] <+Impulse> I'm literally laughing at this. |
| #1092 3.81/5 Atilla 2009-02-14 |
<@Atilla> What do you call a gay vampire? <@Atilla> A campire! <@Atilla> And what do you call a wet vampire? <@Atilla> A dampire! <@Atilla> A vampire with a torch is a lampire. Not that a vampire would ever carry a torch. <@Atilla> One that's holding onto something is a clampire. <@Atilla> A vampire that jumps up and down is a stampire. <@Atilla> I... this is why I should never be exposed to things like "vampyre". <@Atilla> Tanner! Why did you let people on the internet use bad spelling? See what you've done? <Tanner> A vampire that's pulling off the highway is an exit rampire. <@Atilla> Wahaha! It so is! <@Atilla> A vampire at college is a crampire. <@Atilla> A vampire drinking Scotch is a drampire. <@ChaosWolf> A vampire who breaks down castle walls is a rampire. <Tanner> A vampire in jail is a slampire. <Communist> A vampire who likes to dance is a jampire. <Tanner> A vampire that makes loud noises is just called an ampire. <@Atilla> A vampire photographer is a campire. Oh, wait, I already used campire. Hmm. <@Atilla> A Satanic vampire is a damnpire. <Life247> a vampire who drives a Dodge is a Rampire. <Tanner> A vampire that plays baseball is an empire. Oh wait... <Communist> Ha. <@Atilla> A dishonest vampire is a vampliar. <Tanner> Aha! <Communist> Nice. <Life247> One who is patriotic is a Sampire. <Tanner> *Uncle Sampire <@Atilla> A vampire celebrity is a glampire. <Life247> A geeky one is a RAMpire. <Communist> A vampire with grandchildren is a grandpire. <&KinGAleX> A religious zealot builds a lambpyre. <@Atilla> Ahaha. Nice, KA. <@Atilla> A fake vampire is a shampire. <Communist> A pork addicted vampire is a hampire. <Communist> Vampires live in new hampshire. <Communist> No, that doesn't work... <@Atilla> A tool for removing nails from someone's neck is a pair of vampliers. <Tanner> A vampite that has a stomach ache is a crampire. <Communist> A vampire who likes heights is a spirepire. <&KinGAleX> A very small apple chef is known as a grampier. <@Atilla> A vampire that suddenly hits people is a bampire. <Tanner> A vampire who works in a government office is rubber stampire. <Life247> A webcam-addicted vampire is a campire. <Communist> campires been used several times. <Tanner> A promicuous vampire is called a trampire. <@Atilla> A vampire who enjoys shellfish is a clampire. <shinygerbil> A vampire who doesn't exercise enough is a crampire. <Tanner> I think we've pretty much done the *ampire thing to death. <Tanner> Or undeath. <Tanner> You know. <Radium> THIS IS FUNNEH <@Atilla> A nosy vampire is a vampryer. <shinygerbil> I'm sure somebody has done spampire before :< <@Atilla> We... haven't, actually. <shinygerbil> :O <shinygerbil> well, I'm sure it's pretty self-evident :P <@Atilla> Haha, half our forum is probably composed of spampires. <@Atilla> From now on, whenever we get spambots, I'm going to yell "BEGONE, SPAMPIRE! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YE!" when I ban them. <Life247> A menstruating vampire is a tampire. <Tanner> "I think I'm starting to spamp out at school and this is a problem. Sometimes when my teacher asks me a question all I can respond with is "ENLARGE YOUR MEMBER TODAY! GARANTED EXTRA 3 INCHES!"" |
| #478 3.64/5 Atilla 2008-01-21 |
<+victimbf2> Thats a bunch of bull http://www.tomshardware.com/2008/01/16/mac_users_more_open_minded_and_sure_of_themselves_study/ <%Atilla> I hope you're not being close-minded, victim. <+victimbf2> uhhh... |
| #403 3.56/5 Atilla 2007-12-13 |
<Lenny> I'm off to get someone to eat. <Lenny> *something... <Lenny> *cough* |
| #524 3.50/5 Atilla 2008-02-18 |
<+Skyline> I was thinking of giving Atilla a Valentine's Day card. But... but I never got the chance. ;_; <%Atilla> It's okay. I already have one from Kablizzy. <+Skyline> What should I do, Atilla? Can I consider another chance with Atilla? <+Skyline> Oh. I see how it is. <@Wa> There's another en-route too. (<- Kablizzy) * +Skyline runs away. <+Ultima> Kablizzy's names are shortening rapidly. <%Atilla> It's because he sends me so many letters. |
| #168 3.38/5 Atilla 2007-04-29 |
<Kettering> All deserted in here? <Atilla> Yep. <Kettering> :( <Atilla> A cold, dry wind howls through the vast and barren wasteland that is #N. <Atilla> The only things to break the monotony of the ever-shifting dunes are the wind-swept ruins of past conversations and the lurking ghosts of those who once spoke here. |<-- Kettering has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: http://numa.notdot.net/map/86828) <Templex> :| <Atilla> Ah, yes. Greater men than he have tried to brave the desert, and failed. |
| #191 3.11/5 Atilla 2007-05-13 |
<kai> damn kids and thier hip 3 letter screen names... <kai> :/ <kai> wait a tic... <kai> damn =-= YOU are now known as Ati <Ati> Fear me. I am hip. <Ati> In fact, I am too great to be merely hip. I am knee and ankle as well. <Ati> And I make graphics cards. <Linus> Hahaha. <Linus> Bahahahahaha. <Linus> You're so hip. <Ati> That's how hip I am. <Linus> Hey Atl - how do you be so hip? <Ati> Well, some people like to start off pelvic and work outwards. <Linus> No, my pelvis is pretty hip. <Ati> Personally, I prefer being waist and moving down when the opportunity comes. * Linus thrust. * Linus falls over. -->| TS (shoftee@B3A146F3.89C6C264.74DCD720.IP) has joined #N <Linus> Hi TS. <TS> Yo. <Ati> j0. <TS> Who the fuck is Ati? <TS> Fuck Ati. <TS> I'm totally NVIDIA. <Ati> I'm hip. <Linus> Hahaha. <Ati> Linus is knee. <Ati> Together, we are... LEG! |
| #159 3.00/5 Atilla 2007-04-19 |
<TS> It just occured to me that my sis turns 20 in two months... <TS> I am awed at how I missed that. <Atilla> What? You missed her birthday two months in advance? <Atilla> I've never seen someone who is so absent-minded, yet has such good planning. |
| #190 3.00/5 Atilla 2007-05-13 |
<Atilla> Top Spin is a good tennis game. For the X-Blox. <Ultima> Wasn't that for the Xbox? <Atilla> ... <Atilla> No, it was for a version of Kabloxy with nudity. |
| #200 2.30/5 Atilla 2007-05-30 |
<Ultima> Canine fucking rules. |
| #525 2.10/5 Atilla 2008-02-18 |
<+Skyline> I was thinking of giving Atilla a Valentine's Day card. But... but I never got the chance. ;_; <%Atilla> It's okay. I already have one from Kablizzy. <+Skyline> What should I do, Atilla? Can I consider another chance with Atilla? <+Skyline> Oh. I see how it is. <@Wa> There's another en-route too. (<- Kablizzy) +Skyline runs away. <+Ultima> Kablizzy's names are shortening rapidly. <%Atilla> It's because he sends me so many letters. |