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#1951 4.37/5 ATR 2010-07-29	[00:50] <ska> Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? [00:50] <incluye> Slow down. [00:50] <incluye> And use a lubricant.
#1506 4.30/5 ATR 2009-09-05	[20:04:35] <Calcy> FUCK YOU, SKYLINE. ;_; [20:04:40] * Calcy cries. [20:04:47] <Skyline> :////////////////// [20:05:01] <Skyline> I 'pologize. [20:07:48] <Fraxtil> Goodness, how many faces do you need? [20:08:03] <Clifford> Mouths, you mean? [20:08:17] <Fraxtil> Mouths, faces, same difference. [20:10:42] <AF> Fraxtil's right, Skyline. Yahoozy only has the one mouth. :/ [20:12:03] <Skyline> AF... it's been done too many times. [20:19:18] <AF> You're right. It's been done as much as Calcy's mom. :/ [20:19:28] <smartalco> so once and only by accident?
#1585 3.90/5 ATR 2009-11-02	[19:55] <Animator> Maestro wanted to pen down all the common things we said if we ever were to become robots. [19:56] <Animator> Example: I always say this every time someone gets op'd (Hey, <name> got promoted to <status>, congrats.) [19:56] <Animator> We'd post it on his website and rate it for accuracy. [19:59] <ATR> <Vyacheslav> CHAINSAW GUTSFUCK [19:59] * Vyacheslav (OSX10_6@scave-B5CF38B4.dynapool.nyu.edu) has joined #n [19:59] <ATR> was one of them, I believe. [19:59] <ATR> HOLY SHIT. [19:59] <ATR> WAHAHA. [19:59] <@Tsukatu> Wow. Good call. [19:59] <Animator> Ahahaha. [19:59] <@Tsukatu> That appears to summon Vyacheslav. [19:59] <Vyacheslav> O_O [19:59] <Vyacheslav> Wait what? [19:59] <@Tsukatu> 16:59:39 < ATR> <Vyacheslav> CHAINSAW GUTSFUCK [19:59] <@Tsukatu> 16:59:43 -!- Vyacheslav [OSX10_6@scave-B5CF38B4.dynapool.nyu.edu] has joined #n [19:59] <Vyacheslav> WHAHAHA [19:59] <Vyacheslav> CHAINSAW GUTSFUCK [20:00] <Vyacheslav> I honestly just entered my dorm. [20:00] <@gloomp> o_o
#788 3.67/5 ATR 2008-08-28	[09:05] <spoon> I dunno, but ALL CAPS reales the noobier side of me. [09:05] <spoon> realeases. [09:05] <ATR> reveals [09:05] <maestro> releases [09:05] <maestro> ASTERISK GOES ON THE LEFT [09:05] <ATR> WHAT [09:05] <spoon> YES> YOU IDIOT. [09:05] <spoon> LEFT. SIDE. [09:06] <ATR> YES. [09:06] <spoon> NO. [09:06] <spoon> YES> [09:06] <ATR> YES.* [09:06] <spoon> INDICATING THAT THE ASTERISK GOES ON THE ">" LEFT SIDEE. [09:06] <spoon> *SIDE [09:06] <ATR> That arrow is pointing to the right [09:06] <spoon> No, no. It's going left. [09:06] <Runningninja> WTF? [09:06] <spoon> It's a little aligator. [09:07] <spoon> Goes "chomp, chomp, chomp"
#1969 3.46/5 ATR 2010-08-04	[14:40] <Tunc> IM RICH [14:41] <Tunc> GW I can buy a condom with diamonds on it. [14:42] <Yanni> Look at my penis. Look up. Now look back down again. My condom is now diamonds.
#799 2.33/5 ATR 2008-09-07	[21:18] <victim> Now this is freaky. [21:18] <Axonn> What? [21:18] <victim> There's this person outside just sitting in their car starring out through the front window. They've been there for hours. [21:19] <Axonn> What are they staring at? [21:19] <victim> Just ahead of them. [21:19] <Axonn> Exactly how long have they been there? [21:19] <victim> I don't know, but I haven't seen that car move in days. [21:20] <Ravenclaw> Don't go see if he's ok, he might try to rob you [21:20] <victim> Yeah. [21:20] <Animator> Grab a knife and a gun, in case it's a zombie. [21:20] <Ravenclaw> Good thinking [21:20] <Axonn> Has the person been there the entire time, too? [21:20] <victim> How she is making heand gestures. [21:20] <Animator> If its a vampire, 3 cloves of garlic should do. [21:20] <victim> As if she's talking to someone/. [21:20] <victim> But she is alone in there. [21:20] <Animator> If it's a mage taking an imaginary ride to the future, you have nothing to worry. [21:21] <victim> Oh, phew. [21:21] <Animator> Ah! Paranormal activity. [21:21] <victim> Still there. [21:21] <victim> Oh know! [21:21] <victim> Phew. never mind. [21:21] <Ravenclaw> ... [21:21] <victim> Someone slowed down to talk to her, but they knew better. [21:21] <victim> Is that like her house? [21:21] <Animator> Call the Ghost Busters. Poltergust 3000. Something. [21:22] <Animator> SOMETHING MAN, SHIT IS GOING ON IN THE CAR. [21:23] <Animator> turns on Psycho theme [21:23] <Axonn> Go up to the car, tell her to roll down the windows, and say "You got any drugs in there? If you do, uh, that's bad, m'kay." [21:23] <Axonn> Actually, don't do that. [21:23] <victim> She is still there... this is freaky. [21:24] <victim> First time I ever seen her in the car. [21:24] <Animator> Everything is more freaky with the Psycho Theme (Introduction, not the really intense shower scene music). [21:24] <Axonn> Get a boom box, go up to her, get her to roll down the windows, and then play Thriller on the boom box. [21:25] <victim> I should film her and but that song over it. [21:25] <Axonn> Tell us the reaction. [21:25] <victim> K. Getting a camera. [21:25] <Animator> Just go to her and tell her what's wrong. [21:25] <victim> That's too risky. [21:25] <Animator> Of course, be armed. [21:25] <Animator> Just in case. [21:25] <victim> I'll bring a pitchfork. [21:25] <Axonn> Nah. [21:26] <Animator> Knife should do. [21:26] <victim> Pocketknife? [21:26] <AlliedEnvy> She's stealing your wireless internet, victim. [21:26] <Animator> Pocketknife, yeah. [21:26] <Axonn> Don't use a close-range weapon on her. [21:26] <AlliedEnvy> Or someone near you. [21:27] <Axonn> If you get too close, you'll be trapped in her evil aura, and she will eat your soul. [21:27] <Axonn> Got any guns? [21:28] <Animator> Water gun could work. [21:28] <ATR> High-pressure? [21:28] <Axonn> Yeah, especially if it's filled with holy water. [21:28] <ATR> Oh, yeah. [21:29] <Axonn> Uh-oh. [21:29] <Axonn> victim isn't responding. [21:29] <ATR> ... [21:29] <victim> I was filming her. [21:29] <Axonn> Oh. [21:29] <ATR> Oh. [21:29] <victim> She has her seatbelt on. [21:29] <victim> She isn't moving. [21:29] <ATR> At all? [21:29] <victim> Yeah. [21:29] <Axonn> She wants to be prepared in case a care hits her. [21:29] <Axonn> car [21:29] <victim> I think she's smoking in there. Her hand keeps going to her mouth [21:30] <victim> But have smoked 15 packets by now. [21:30] <ATR> You said she wasn't moving. [21:30] <ATR> Oh, the car. [21:30] <Axonn> Or 15 doobies. [21:30] <victim> Well, her arms every once in a while. [21:30] <victim> I should upload this freaky footage. [21:31] <victim> HOLY CRAP! SHES GONE! [21:31] <victim> I lose visual! [21:31] <Axonn> â€¦ [21:31] <Axonn> Look behind you. [21:31] <victim> I look away for 1 seconds and she poof* disappears. [21:31] <Axonn> Is she behind you? [21:32] * victim neck breaks. [21:32] <Axonn> ! [21:32] <Axonn> O_O [21:33] <Axonn> Hm. [21:33] <ATR> Well, shit.
#1541 1.57/5 ATR 2009-09-28	[20:21] <Bio> Hey sephr. [20:21] <Bio> You haxxed my IRC, bitch!! D=< [20:21] <sephr> me? [20:21] <Bio> Yeah, you! [20:21] <sephr> how so? [20:21] <ATR> Sephr: you're the only one with the requisite skills. [20:22] <sephr> I thought there were 2 other programmers here too [20:22] <ATR> Possibility is proof. [20:22] <Bio> You used my nick and spammed. [20:22] <sephr> and that's hacking your IRC client? [20:22] <sephr> first of all, it wasn't spam [20:22] <ATR> AHAHAHA. The Omegle thing? [20:23] <Bio> Well, not my client. [20:23] <sephr> it was a legitimate retard being proxied through omegle [20:23] <Bio> -_- [20:23] <Bio> And you use my nick to proxy him. [20:23] <sephr> well I made it pick a random three-letter nick [20:23] <sephr> it just happened to collide with your nick [20:23] <Bio> Are you shitting me? [20:23] <sephr> nope [20:23] <Bio> That is such bullshit. [20:23] <sephr> I can show you the source [20:24] <sephr> want the source code? [20:24] <Bio> You have got to be bullshitting me. [20:24] <sephr> I wouldn't bullshit on the internet [20:24] <sephr> It's all serious business in these parts [20:26] <ATR> It's just like when Omegler picked us as the chat partner seven times in a row, right, Sephr? [20:26] <sephr> yeah [20:27] <Bio> -_- [20:27] <sephr> the random entropy for my computer musn't have changed [20:27] <Bio> Still, it was total bullshit. [20:27] * Donfuy (Donfuy@scave-85B3945.dsl.telepac.pt) has joined #n [20:27] <sephr> it was supposedly getting new random info but it must have not changed due to a bug [20:27] <ATR> Bio, you just need to calm down. [20:27] <Bio> -_- [20:27] <Donfuy> CALM DOWN BIO [20:28] <Donfuy> CALM THE FUCK DOWN BIO [20:28] <Wannas> :\| [20:28] <Donfuy> xD [20:29] <Donfuy> Waaait wait wait, "no douchebaggery allowed for 26th/27th" [20:29] <ATR> Sorry, Bio. [20:29] <ATR> YOU JUST GOT BAN'D [20:29] <Izzy\|HW> For Bio, that would be normality. [20:29] <ATR> Oh. Yeah. [20:29] <Bio> Ahahahhahahaha.