It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2298 4.57/5 987654321 2011-03-14 |
[11:34] <@krusch> I haven't fapped in ages. [11:34] <@krusch> So I might fap! [11:34] <@krusch> is it illegal to tell underagers that you're going to masturbate? I wonder. [11:35] <~oughts> Depends how you say it. [11:35] <@krusch> Really? [11:35] <~oughts> Whispering it into their ears with your hand down your pants is probably a no-no. |
| #2283 4.47/5 987654321 2011-03-03 |
[09:11] <Vyacheslav> karl what time do i have class [09:11] <karl> it just sleep in class [09:11] <Vyacheslav> ...great college advice there [09:11] <karl> maybe don't take advice |
| #2412 4.31/5 987654321 2011-08-20 |
<kuri> i dont think i learned to read until i was at least 9 |
| #2433 4.31/5 987654321 2011-09-17 |
[13:36] <valsehcayv> O_O!@#4 [13:36] <valsehcayv> okay, that's enough of /r/gore for the day. [13:36] <valsehcayv> someone uploaded pictures of a man who commited suicide by stuffing fireworks in his mouth and setting them off. [13:37] <gloomp> Well, he certainly went out with a bang. [13:38] <gloomp> oh god i'm horrible [13:38] <oughts> One does wonder what you w--haahahahahaha. [13:38] <oughts> No, no, you're a god. |
| #1803 4.25/5 987654321 2010-04-16 |
<LittleViking> Ugh, wireless. My net is dropping out like an infant biking. |
| #2436 4.18/5 987654321 2011-09-24 |
[13:30] <incluye> i'm writing my own Time Machine using Ruby and rsync. [13:30] <scythe> does it work using neutrinos [13:31] <incluye> scythe: yes, it will back up your files /before you create them/ |
| #2115 4.04/5 987654321 2010-11-06 |
<sunset> but maybe I'm just an idiot. |
| #2130 4.00/5 987654321 2010-11-17 |
<isaacx> wikipedia isnt a really good place to look things up |
| #2152 4.00/5 987654321 2010-12-04 |
[10:33] <Tunc> I think and if that's the case, I'm pretty much in the 'Mentally toughest Hall of Fame' out there. |
| #2429 3.92/5 987654321 2011-09-11 |
kuri: you cant be elite if you use a mac |
| #2151 3.80/5 987654321 2010-12-03 |
[13:34] <GamingElf> Why don't we just play Solitaire on facebook... that will really drive the point home. |
| #2109 3.78/5 987654321 2010-10-31 |
[10:13] * Blackson has joined #n [10:13] <GrimRaper> Halloween nicks. [10:13] <GrimRaper> Now. [10:13] <Blackson> Okay. [10:13] * Blackson is now known as Black_Guy |
| #2275 3.73/5 987654321 2011-02-25 |
[22:33] <skyline> how come the girls spank each other but not the guys [22:33] <skyline> this is what I want to know |
| #2122 3.67/5 987654321 2010-11-12 |
[23:56] <Kuri> Hey bud! [23:56] <Vyacheslav> hey [23:56] <Kuri> Wanna see a drawing i made!? [23:56] <Vyacheslav> sure [23:56] <Kuri> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1530834/bjornisasickandtwistedlovemachine.png [23:56] <Kuri> i would love some critique [23:56] <Kuri> im trying to hone my skills [23:56] <Kuri> so i can go to an art school next year [23:56] <Vyacheslav> uh [23:57] <Vyacheslav> one thing [23:57] <Vyacheslav> draw on actual paper and charcoal [23:57] <Kuri> why [23:57] <Vyacheslav> then get back to me [23:57] <Kuri> is this not "real" art [23:57] <Kuri> WHAT [23:57] <Vyacheslav> no [23:57] <Kuri> HEY DONT YOU [23:57] <Kuri> IT SO Is [23:57] <Vyacheslav> ... [23:57] <Kuri> why do i ahve to get charcoal [23:58] <Vyacheslav> i don't have the time to argue over a 14 year old's predefined definition of art [23:58] <Kuri> i cant even afford that [23:58] <Vyacheslav> art is expensive [23:58] <Kuri> no it isnt [23:58] <Kuri> also i'm 16 [23:58] <Kuri> not 14 [23:58] <Vyacheslav> Same thing. [23:58] <Kuri> and can you please list to me someone who might be interested in my art [23:58] <Kuri> that's in #n [23:58] <Vyacheslav> ask gloomp [23:58] <Kuri> ok |
| #1864 3.64/5 987654321 2010-06-14 |
[20:41] <AlliedEnvy> I need to get a UPS [20:41] <Vyacheslav> What can brown do for you? [20:42] <Vyacheslav> I know, you mean uninterruptible power supply. [20:42] <AlliedEnvy> More like, what can brown-outs do for me |
| #2853 3.50/5 987654321 2014-04-08 |
<muscovar> how can a video of an under-18 idol be age restricted on youtube |
| #2461 3.33/5 987654321 2011-11-05 |
<oughts> Twin men are accused of killing their 89-year-old mother and then living with her decomposing, bug-infested corpse for 3 months. Edwin Larry Berndt and his brother, Edward Christian Berndt, both 48, were arrested Monday by police responding to a welfare check called in by a neighbor. <halifax> Edwin and Edward the twins? <halifax> That mother deserves to rot. |
| #2886 3.00/5 987654321 2016-05-28 |
<kuri> niconico >>> youtube <kuri> sorry i'm weeb trash <oeuvre> not true <oeuvre> trash gets picked up |
| #2161 2.82/5 987654321 2010-12-10 |
[14:49] <GamingWolf> Oh geesus. Cyndi Lauper is coming to Po-Town. [14:50] <Vyacheslav> RUN AWAY [14:50] <Vyacheslav> Or hope she gets mugged. [14:50] <GamingWolf> Girls just want to get mugged. |
| #2435 2.33/5 987654321 2011-09-23 |
*Vareena is kuri [4:19pm] Vareena: are there any pools made of amneotic fluid [4:19pm] Vyacheslav: yes [4:19pm] Vyacheslav: my tub [4:20pm] Vyacheslav: i bathe in amniotic fluid daily [4:20pm] Vareena: what? [4:20pm] Vareena: really??!!! [4:20pm] Vyacheslav: yeah [4:20pm] Vareena: where do you get it all? [4:20pm] Vyacheslav: the abortion clinic down the street [4:20pm] Vareena: isnt that whats inside pregnant people? [4:20pm] Vareena: oh [4:20pm] Vareena: sucks [4:20pm] Vareena: wait... [4:20pm] Vareena: does it all come spurting out [4:21pm] Vareena: like a hose [4:21pm] Vyacheslav: well you have to drain it out [4:21pm] Vareena: nevermind thats gross |
| #2117 2.12/5 987654321 2010-11-07 |
<reventon> I think child pornography is wonderful. |
| #2012 2.00/5 987654321 2010-08-30 |
[10:49] <ska> i have a terrible feeling this is going to end up in the quote repository |
| #2217 1.86/5 987654321 2011-01-19 |
<Blazeraid> Quick question <Blazeraid> Anyone in here had and success with a M+M relationship? <@scythe> Ask skyline. |
| #2430 1.78/5 987654321 2011-09-12 |
[9:46pm] Apakenua: All the males. [9:46pm] Apakenua: They have nice bodies. |
| #2439 1.75/5 987654321 2011-09-27 |
Vareena> but i have no balls |
| #1986 1.73/5 987654321 2010-08-12 |
[23:58] <@Gimp> Hooray me! The point is that Gimp actually spoke. |
| #2871 1.71/5 987654321 2014-09-15 |
<elcasey> netdaemon: http://i.imgur.com/VfHzJtq.jpg <elcasey> ogle my rack <oeuvre> elcasey: nice rack, bro. can i touch <elcasey> pls <elcasey> authorized personnel only <oeuvre> what <oeuvre> am I not authorized <elcasey> sorry, saving myself for marriage <oeuvre> all i want to do is plug my cable into your rack <elcasey> I have port security turned on <oeuvre> my cable is shielded <elcasey> lol |
| #2881 1.60/5 987654321 2015-03-10 |
<CF> Oeuvre! <CF> Boy let me tell you what <oeuvre> sup * CF jumps upon a hickory stump <oeuvre> guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too <CF> I bet you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too <CF> Ahahahahahaha <CF> Oh god. Got me. <oeuvre> :D * CF hung his head 'coz he knew that he'd been beat |
| #1810 1.22/5 987654321 2010-04-24 |
<sephr> if I could shove salt rods up people's urethras over the internet, I would |
| #2308 1.22/5 987654321 2011-04-02 |
[15:45] <Sunset> i wonder how he masturbates |
| #2073 1.00/5 987654321 2010-10-05 |
<Xenorax> The only problem though is that I hate feeling so fucking depressed. |
| #2851 0.89/5 987654321 2014-03-04 |
* oeuvre ** WinSys ** Client: HexChat 2.9.1 (x86) ** OS: Microsoft(R) Windows(R) Server 2003, Enterprise Edition ** CPU: Intel(R) Pentium(R) III Xeon processor (3.00 GHz) ** RAM: 16333 MB Total (15550 MB Free) ** VGA: AMD Radeon HD 7800 Series ** Uptime: 1.12 Hours ** <syrinx> oeuvre: y u do dis <oeuvre> :D <oeuvre> but dat ram usage doe <syrinx> noob city <oeuvre> u n00b fool <syrinx> lrn2computer <oeuvre> syrinx: what os do you use <syrinx> depends <syrinx> aint no loyalist shitler <oeuvre> well <oeuvre> what are you runnin now <syrinx> arch <oeuvre> LOL <oeuvre> syrinx: dis u http://i.imgur.com/eTxXD8W.png <syrinx> ye <oeuvre> i knew it <syrinx> i be like <syrinx> ay gurl <syrinx> u wan touch my hard drive <oeuvre> and the girl be like <oeuvre> "bro, hard drives are 3.5 inches" <syrinx> awww yeeee <oeuvre> :D |
| #1915 0.71/5 987654321 2010-07-07 |
<Kuri> pc games are for n0bs |
| #2852 0.67/5 987654321 2014-03-25 |
<GamingWolf> I just realized. I need wiisources <xwd\T60> wiisources exist to be consumed <GamingWolf> wiinewable wiisources <oeuvre> xD <xwd\T60> wanted to read "wiinewable wiisources" <xwd\T60> as "wiine-wable wiisources" <xwd\T60> you know, wine, but wiine <xwd\T60> can't remember what wine stands for <xwd\T60> lame is LAME Ain't a MP3 Encoder <xwd\T60> GNU is GNU's Not Unix <xwd\T60> LIME Isn't a MP3 Encoder <xwd\T60> MIME Isn't a MP3 Encoder <xwd\T60> DIME Isn't a MP3 Encoder <xwd\T60> CRIME Really Isn't a MP3 Encoder <GamingWolf> As far as we know <oeuvre> XD <xwd\T60> sorry I had to prove I knew how recursive initialisms worked <GamingWolf> I will put it on your wiisume |
| #2385 0.27/5 987654321 2011-07-19 |
##windows on freenode [12:39] <Noldorin> i'm trying to 'safelty eject' a USB HDD, but windows is saying the volume is still in use by a program. process explorer xp doesn't turn up anything. what can i do? [12:40] <Ima_Goodlady> Noldorin: sounds like you have ejectile dysfunction |